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lil more of a brain teaser.. rockerrrrr
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
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Posted: 2009-07-31 23:56:38
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LMAO!! Nice one who am i
a bit of a naughty one there!
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Posted: 2009-08-01 09:40:27
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Yesterday my friend asked me that "how old are you?" .I tought a while and i said "i can't count i am living since i was born!".
This message was posted from a WAP device
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Posted: 2009-08-03 23:53:36
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who_am_i - LOL.. good one!
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Posted: 2009-08-08 22:51:24
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Keep it coming, guys!
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Posted: 2009-08-11 04:02:33
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An elderly Irish gentleman named John Shawnessey is lying on his death bed, awaiting the end.
He smells the aroma of chocolate-chip cookies--his favourite.
He decides that, if he must die, he is going to die with the taste of chocolate-chip cookies
in his mouth. He slowly and painfully drags himself from his bed. With tremendous effort,
he crawls down the stairs and into the kitchen, following the delicious aroma. He enters
the kitchen, and spies a plate of chocolate chip cookies on top of the refrigerator.
Summoning the last of his strength, he claws his way up the side of the fridge and takes a cookie.
Just as he is about to put it in his mouth, his wife appears and whacks him over the head with a spoon.
"Get away from those cookies, John Shawnessey!" cries his wife. "Those are for the funeral!"
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Posted: 2009-08-17 09:23:57
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Posted: 2009-08-17 10:40:18
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gay's motto: having fun and be mary.
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Posted: 2009-09-01 15:15:00
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perhaps the N th version of the joke that has been going around for long..
none the less.. some of you may still like it
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy".
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Tiddles legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for God to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles up to heaven".
Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning". Fearing something terrible had happened, the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she would definitely have gone, Daddy".
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Posted: 2009-09-10 20:25:25
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What do you call a German protester?
Um loud.
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Posted: 2009-09-14 07:57:00
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