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The Rock Said !!
If youuuuuuuuuuuu smmmmmmmmeeLLLLLLLLLLLL what the ROCK is Cooking !
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Posted: 2009-11-03 01:29:21
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Posted: 2009-11-03 08:32:46
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Peter : Im a good organizer so i never lose things....
Richard : Is that why you've never lost your virginity?
Peter : Walks away feeling sad.
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Posted: 2009-11-05 22:55:46
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Man walks into a pet shop & says to the asistant I WANT TO BUY A WASP. The asistant says A WASP WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE SELL WASPS. The guy says WELL THERE'S ONE IN THE WINDOW AINT THERE
Sorry i know its awful but that was my brother said that one yesterday lol
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Posted: 2009-11-11 15:50:13
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Thank goodness I wasn't born in Beijing.
Why?
Because I speak poor Chinese.
(maybe it's time to kowtow to the new master, chinese. get the hell outta here, yankee. people's propaganda invaded my shortwave receiver. i'm unable to tune in to western broadcasting like i used to. what'm i gwyne to paltrow?)
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in nokia, "download" is translated into indonesian "muat turun", a word-to-word translation of "down" which means "turun", and "load" which means "muat" (olala, too much quote in it.) what would nokia say it in arabis? "istemlaa tahtee"? that's why i prefer engnish to my own tongue, though i ain't very good in it
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Posted: 2009-11-14 18:11:00
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Marriage ah well thats grand,divorce thats about ten grand
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Posted: 2009-11-21 15:41:24
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This one i read from a magazine.
The highlights of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its plumage. A four-year-old son was perticularly taken with it. That evening, he couldn't wait to tell his father: "Dad, guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!"
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Posted: 2009-12-10 12:31:43
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The Blind Circumcisionist
Question: Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
Answer: He got the sack.
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Posted: 2009-12-16 23:54:46
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jokes hahahhaa
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Posted: 2009-12-21 06:41:20
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How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Question. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Answer. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
..no one can ever find:lol:
my tongue can vouch for that!! its tried ever so often to look for that fish in the cave
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Posted: 2009-12-29 19:11:13
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