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Posted: 2010-01-11 12:18:00
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
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Posted: 2010-01-18 20:17:40
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A teacher ask one little guy
- What do you know about old Romes?
- Little guy said: i know all of them are dead!!
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Posted: 2010-01-21 23:25:14
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I'm rubbish at Scrabble - I just end up with consonants. I think I've got irritable vowel syndrome.
I think the worse job I ever had was as a forensic pathologist for the UN. I once discovered what looked like an ancient mass grave full of snowmen.
Fortunately, it turned out to be a field full of carrots.
[ This Message was edited by: nicv27 on 2010-01-21 22:43 ]
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Posted: 2010-01-21 23:41:59
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On 2009-12-29 19:11:13, who_am_i wrote:
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Question. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
Answer. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
..no one can ever find:lol:
my tongue can vouch for that!! its tried ever so often to look for that fish in the cave
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[ This Message was edited by: mriley on 2010-01-21 23:08 ]
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Posted: 2010-01-22 00:08:07
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Posted: 2010-01-26 21:51:40
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Whats the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks after 5 years LOL
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Posted: 2010-01-26 22:24:00
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Posted: 2010-01-26 22:32:17
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Posted: 2010-01-26 22:36:00
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A teacher asking his scholars what you gonna be after you grow up. Little Linda said, i am going to be a mother, then Peter says i will help Linda to become a mother
Sorry for this a bit evil joke, but thats only what i got in my mind atm, BTW sorry for dissaster English
What, where is option to delete post?
[ This Message was edited by: sale987 on 2010-02-12 21:35 ]
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Posted: 2010-01-30 22:57:43
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