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procterdc Posts: 334

Things to do in an elevator...

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space"

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Posted: 2010-02-17 11:21:14
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ceaser2008 Posts: > 500

26 ways of getting hit.
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Posted: 2010-02-17 11:55:19
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markphil Posts: 435

I'm Laughing HI HI HI HI HI!!!!
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Posted: 2010-02-21 07:00:07
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xxambad4fellaxx Posts: 124

Wahaha, i browsed through some pages and i almost died laughing at these wacky jokes..rotflmao:D
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Posted: 2010-03-09 02:07:00
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ceaser2008 Posts: > 500

BEFORE MARRIAGE


font-size: 24px; color: blue">Boy : at last... I can hardly wait!!!


font-size: 24px; color: red">Girl : Do u want me to leave??


font-size: 24px; color: blue">Boy : NO!! dnt ever think abt it...


font-size: 24px; color: red">Girl : DO u LUV ME ..... ??


font-size: 24px; color: blue">Boy : OfCourse ! ALWAYS


font-size: 24px; color: red">Girl : have u ever cheated on me??


font-size: 24px; color: blue">Boy : NO! WHY r u even asking ??


font-size: 24px; color: red">Girl : will u ki** me??


font-size: 24px; color: blue">Boy : every chance i get !!


font-size: 24px; color: red">Girl : will u hit me ??


font-size: 24px; color: blue">Boy : hell no!! r u crazy


font-size: 24px; color: red">Girl : can i TRUST U ??


font-size: 24px; color: blue">Boy : YES!


font-size: 24px; color: red">Girl : Darling!!



AFTER MARRIAGE


font-size: 24px; color: orange">READ FROM THE LAST TO THE TOP...

[ This Message was edited by: ceaser2008 on 2010-03-14 14:08 ]

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Posted: 2010-03-14 14:58:13
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xxambad4fellaxx Posts: 124

"i did it Ma!

i pLayeD wid mY b0yfrnd

i g0t stiNky
i g0t fLirty

we triEd & triEd

til we reach d t0p

i g0t pRegNant..


bUt sEe?

i LeaRnD!:D



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Posted: 2010-03-15 09:45:00
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alexslane Posts: 439

The latest craze is girls putting vodka jellies up their fannies getting blokes to suck it out with a straw police and health authorities are now worried about the effects of minge drinking
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Posted: 2010-03-16 08:19:00
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xxambad4fellaxx Posts: 124

These blokes are really lucky!:D
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Posted: 2010-03-16 08:38:00
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ceaser2008 Posts: > 500

Patient: Doctor, at mid-night daily, my husband wakes up and moves out somewhere. And doesnot return till morning !!

Doctor: Is this problem or an invitation?


After the death of draculla, he went to the hell. The god asked him, 'what do you want to be in your next birth? '
Draculla said, 'anything but i want to suck blood'
God said,' ok!! I will make you sanitary napkin'




Teacher: who's eye-sight is better?? Men's or animal's ??
Student: Animal's. Cause i have not seen any animal wearing glasses.

One man was selling parachute...Jump off the plane, press the button and land safely.
Jimmy was passing by and stand there. Again that man shouted the same thing. Jimmy asked him, 'Okay but what if the parachute doesnot open?!!'
Man said, 'thats straight, come and take your money back'
[ This Message was edited by: ceaser2008 on 2010-03-17 15:37 ]

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Posted: 2010-03-17 16:20:35
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thegun Posts: 175

There was shut up, manners and trouble and they were playin hide n seek. Trouble was on , shut went and hide on top of the tree n shut up went inside a bin. Now a police man came 2 throw a plastic in a bin, he opened it n said ( police:"boy wats your name?)
(shut up: shut up), (police :boy wheres your manners),(shut up: ummh manners is up the tree), (police: boy u lookin for trouble?), (shut up: no you wrong, trouble is lookin 4 me)....
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Posted: 2010-04-28 07:41:00
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