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From Gynecologist to Mechanic
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career.”
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Posted: 2010-08-12 15:42:15
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Been watching the Gadget Show on Dave.
Really looking forward to that Mega-Drive hitting the shelves.
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Posted: 2010-08-22 19:59:48
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Is that supposed to be a joke about The Gadget Show?????
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Posted: 2010-08-22 20:06:20
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well it got a score of over 500 on the website it came from so obviously some one liked it..........................
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Posted: 2010-08-22 20:10:18
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Oh right I don't get it
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Posted: 2010-08-22 20:11:07
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i`m guessing you know the tv channel "Dave" that shows all the old retro tv programs and you obviously know The gadget show well during the day they are showing old gadget show epsiodes....... oh well it`s not for everyone guess..
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Posted: 2010-08-22 20:17:05
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I was on Dragon's Den but got chucked out.
Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "Go and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable.
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Posted: 2010-08-22 20:21:40
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Yes I have Dave channel alot of it is comedy
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Posted: 2010-08-22 20:27:42
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The winning joke at Edinburgh Fringe festival....
'Just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.'
Is it just me or does anyone else think that this is not that funny??
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Posted: 2010-09-07 11:54:31
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Not funny. I recently heard that one too
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Posted: 2010-09-07 12:43:00
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