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Everytime I cough a melody comes out......must be the cartarrh
Sorry........another one off my head
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Posted: 2010-09-23 23:23:24
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After his first week as a college student in Berlin, Nassir sent an email to his Dad:
Dear Dad,
Berlin is a wonderful place. The people are nice and I really like it here. I'm just embarrassed to come to school everyday with in my Gold Mercedez when my classmates and teachers come by train.
Your son,
Nassir
His Dad replied the next day:
Nassir,
I transferred 20 Million dollars to your account. Stop embarrassing us. Go get yourself a train too.
Love,
Dad
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Posted: 2010-09-24 07:46:01
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Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.”
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Posted: 2010-10-14 22:13:30
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not really funny, found this ridicilous message in an old pc:
Keyboard not found, press F4 to continue...
Personally I was laughing for about 15 mins
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Posted: 2010-10-16 15:59:00
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Hello boys
I am visiting this topic to change
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Posted: 2010-10-31 03:55:51
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Mick Hucknall of Simply Red was found shagging a rabbit. Police said he was found Holding Back The Ears saying Bunnies Too Tight To Mention
[ This Message was edited by: Bonovox on 2010-11-07 21:50 ]
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Posted: 2010-11-07 22:11:51
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Corrie Are Releasing A New Toy This Christmas It Will Be Called ... Jack In A Box
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Posted: 2010-11-08 22:26:33
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Posted: 2010-11-08 22:49:49
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Some bloke just threw aload of cheese and milk at me. I told him how diary do that
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Posted: 2010-11-10 14:40:00
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Dear Sony Ericsson,
I put my phone in airplane mode but when I threw it out of the window it did not fly.Why is this?
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Posted: 2010-11-19 19:04:36
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