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Posted: 2010-11-20 05:13:21
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Man goes to his doctor and tells him he has a mince pie stuck up his arse. Doctor confirms yes sir you do have a mince pie stuck up your arse,but I have some cream for that
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Posted: 2010-11-22 01:21:00
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Are You A Certified Asshole? Find Out With the Asshole Rating Self-Exam
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Dont forget to post your score here.
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Posted: 2010-11-22 12:20:31
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I need some time to reflect so I am going to stand in front of the mirror for a while
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Posted: 2010-12-01 18:53:21
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How long?
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Posted: 2010-12-02 05:23:26
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Just been laughing my head off at the jokes in this thread. We'll have to get it going again.
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Posted: 2010-12-26 20:34:12
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The Norse god, Thor, returned to his home after a great battle.
When you're a god, time seems to go by pretty slowly, especially after a
great battle. So Thor hopped into his chariot and went to the pub.
After downing a few Divine Beers, he managed to pick up a
well-sloshed goddess. They proceeded to go back to his place for a night of
wild, frantic, Divine Sex.
The next morning, feeling "satiated" and happy, the god rose from
the bed and stood on his porch. When the sun rose over the horizon, he
announced in a mighty voice, "I am THOR!!"
From behind him, the meek, still sloshed voice of the goddess said,
"You think YOU'RE thor?? I'm tho thor I can hardly walk!!
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Posted: 2010-12-26 20:42:38
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Posted: 2010-12-31 12:17:02
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Best free funny jokes from Blonde Jokes to Yo Mama Jokes at 451Jokes.com. This site is here to provide you with the best free funny jokes on the internet. Our jokes vary greatly from blonde jokes to yo mama jokes to a few rude jokes.
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Posted: 2011-01-27 08:24:42
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Apparently there is a village in Hertfordshire named Tillit. In that village is the pub called Cock Inn. Putting that address in order reads Cock Inn,Tillit,Herts
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Posted: 2011-02-26 20:56:00
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