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Creeek - ding ! 
Ello anyone there , right I am back and some bugger has nicked my shop , wife get the twins out of the camper van , and tell them to bring the bottle of home brew , I smell a glassing in the air . 
Right which one of you buggers has decided that this was open for business. 
That's right I am back  I have been inside for a little while for burning out the local o.a.p home because a little old biddy decided to grass up the twins for pinching her mobility tricycle. 
So which one of you want to tell me who is running this joint. 
Twang ( as I pull out a machete. 
  
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 08:08:00
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crikey I guess its not true that prison reforms you ,
anyway not me mister, I only came in to collect my pen  
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 09:12:33
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Pen you say eh son ! 
Take it its yours . . . . . 
I'm the daddy now and this is my kingdom . 
Come out you low life's I got a little surprise for you ! 
Ching ( as I drag the machete along the till draw . 
 
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 13:59:00
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Who's the owner? Who knows, it's a mystery.  
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 17:17:30
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Me thinks its now Alexslane  
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 19:22:18
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What is the price of a chocklet coffee in your shop, alex?
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 19:34:36
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What happened to my newspaper delivery?  
 
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 20:19:23
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On 2010-03-16 20:19:23, Bonovox wrote:
What happened to my newspaper delivery?  
 
 
The paperboy decided to use it as bog roll.
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 20:36:41
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That service lacks Tesco. Viva le little shops, I love that personal attention.
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 21:17:31
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hihi if you dont get out the shop before alex gets back you will get plenty personal attention  
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 Posted: 2010-03-16 21:20:43
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