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Bogroll? The dirty b*****d!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2010-03-16 21:22:11
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Im still waiting for my pen and now I need some superglue, a farleys rusk and a turnip, the service in this place is pants
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Posted: 2010-03-16 21:35:08
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I don't fear Alex i'm just hanging out.
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Posted: 2010-03-16 21:46:12
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whooo i thought i left some kid in charge while i kicked back in L.A
damn him hes sacked
here is evrones things yous can have em for free
paperboy sacked new one hired(if your paper smells bad its his hygiene but hes doin it 4free)
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Posted: 2010-03-16 21:46:40
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larry sorry i have eaten all the farleys rusks I have loved them since I was a baby
Are you using brown paper now?
[ This Message was edited by: Bonovox on 2010-03-16 20:51 ]
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Posted: 2010-03-16 21:49:57
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What the **** ?
I am standing here for ages for a cup of chocklet coffee. Where is the owner? I am gonna report this in tomorrow's newspaper. Bono, read about my story when you receive your copy of newspaper by that stinky boy.
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Posted: 2010-03-17 12:59:43
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Easy now my old china ,
Cup of choklet coffee hmmmm wife , get the nescafe out and pop in a cadburys creme egg in it , the coffee machine is broke you see the twins got pissed by the looks of things last night on the old scrumpy jacks and white lighting and thought that they were hot wiring the local ministers jeep.
That will be 50p ( as you have been wating for a while.
Right then who said they aint scared of my chopper ( machete that is , I know how twisted you lot are)
Ching cmon on own up , the first one that owns up might get a suprise as they seem to have the balls to help me run this joint .
Wife get up them stairs and put some knickers on you dirty little raggamuffin .
Oh and by the way there is a special on easter bunnys for the cute little kiddies , CHEAP as the have been made by polish virgins in the local semtex factory .
Next please ( hoooccckk tooooot ) big greenie fires along the floor .
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Posted: 2010-03-18 08:41:00
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Hej, stay cool dude. What's cookin'? I smell something bro.
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Posted: 2010-03-18 21:49:42
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Why you have dropped cadbury's cream eggs in my coffee ?
I am pure vegetarian. No eggs for me. You should have asked about it before dropping that. Now i dont need it.
Wife, Can you get me cool cool milk shake of mango? I love it.
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Posted: 2010-03-19 09:41:32
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hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well hurry up wife and stop scratching yer ass ( take it that the crab spray did not work )
awfully sorry about that Mr Ceaser how about some leafs for you tea and a free copy of readers wives for your trouble.
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Posted: 2010-03-22 17:04:15
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