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rob them to nosey lol btw the pcs offline ive be told sumats up with it :-o hope im not to blame! be home monday btw
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Posted: 2004-08-06 19:47:05
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this so boring no ones torking
i dont wont to say a nother realy crap joke
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Posted: 2004-08-06 20:20:25
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go on. amuse me
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Posted: 2004-08-06 20:23:46
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ok then
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Posted: 2004-08-06 20:52:38
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A Blonde With A Gun
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"
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Posted: 2004-08-06 20:59:49
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here it comes...
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Posted: 2004-08-06 21:00:00
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what do you call two nuns and a blonde?
two tight ends and a wide reciever!
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Posted: 2004-08-06 21:05:38
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hehe i gotta admit both of them are pretty lame
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Posted: 2004-08-06 21:09:29
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A newly-married couple came home from their honeymoon and moved into the upstairs apartment they'd rented from the groom's parents.
That night, the father of the groom was awakened from his sleep by his wife.
"Tony, listen!" she whispered. He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm.
The wife said, "Come on, Tony! Let's make love!"
So Tony climbed on top of his wife, and pounded the old bone home.
As he was trying to fall back asleep 15 minutes later, the bed upstairs started creaking in rhythm again.
"Come on, Tony!" said the wife. "Let's make love again!"
Once again, Tony climbed on top of his wife and screwed her as hard as he could.
As he was trying to fall back asleep 15 minutes later, the bed upstairs started creaking in rhythm again.
"Come on, Tony!" said the wife. "Let's do it again!"
So Tony grabbed a broom and pounded on the ceiling as he shouted, "Hey, kids, cut it out! You're killing your old man down here!"
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Posted: 2004-08-06 21:55:05
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isn't this actually stuff for the jokes thread? Lot more people would see it there.
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Posted: 2004-08-06 22:02:58
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