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On 2005-12-04 15:00:57, lamont wrote:
we ad a party and all slept ova at dis birds house and as always happens the house gets trashed and we ad put youghurts in sandwhich toastie makers still in the container and toasted them, looked kinda funny in the morning!!
You know the wierdest thing!!!! Iv got the same story!!! flippin wierd!!!
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Posted: 2005-12-05 07:17:04
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haha, u wernt in manchester at the time were you?
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Posted: 2005-12-05 12:43:14
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I once found a load of rock salt (grit they use on the roads in winter) spread across my mattress, what an uncomfortable night that was, it was like sleeping in broken glass.
I also once found a white dog turd in my coat pocket, white, as they go in winter too.
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Posted: 2005-12-05 12:57:07
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Ha ha, When i was younger i used to right on the pavement with chalk, i once picked up this bit of "chalk" and started scribbling on the floor tell i reliised it was white poo
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Posted: 2005-12-05 14:15:36
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thats gross.
when i was livin wiv a mate in a caravan we got really hammered so i dared her 2 put salad cream in her fav £200 shoes, so she did, then i had 2 lick it out. then we decided to paint the kitchen wall with marmite, throw sugar at it and try n stick newspaper and cutlery to the wall.
fun in the mornin tryin to clean it up!
speakin of tatoos, my 1st nite in magaluf me an me mate bex found a tatoo shop in a night club so we thort it'd be ace to get tatoos. i got a really shite sun thing around my belly button, and bex got a huge Laurel & Hardy on her belly and Beck's is Ace around her belly button.
thank fook we found out it was only henna in the mornin otherwise we'd still have em
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Posted: 2005-12-05 15:53:01
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I don't really do a lot when I'm pissed, but I remember when we over at a mate's house, he got pissed, went out for a walk and collapsed in his back garden pulling down his younger brother's plastic slide onto him, seeing this, we emptied the shed onto him. This included shovels, boxes of nails a bag of compost, and a bag of wood chippings.
We didn't hear anything until the next week when we all met up again, and he just said "you B*stards"
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Posted: 2005-12-05 16:15:12
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Woke up with my hand down the toilet, woke up in a few ditches in my time, one time i woke up on top of a bus shelter, which was a little disconcerting, i have to say. Woke up next to a giant McFlurry thing that they put on lamposts at my local McDonalds, made the local paper and everything. I've still got it, might ebay it actually. I still dont know how i got it home, i live 7 miles away from mcDonalds. I live near a golf course, my cupboards full of flags and rakes
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Hello, Scroto![ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2005-12-05 16:35 ]
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Posted: 2005-12-05 17:31:01
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On top of a bus stop!!! that would scare the crap out of me, I would just walk off half asleep
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Posted: 2005-12-05 18:55:07
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@hotcha
not at all, nice tatoo though, will try and take a snap, but the tongue stud is slightly skew, hope the person who did it was not drunk...
i know i went to a vortex party in South Africa, on some farm out in the bush somewhere so i am also wondering how it was done...
EEK!!!
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Posted: 2005-12-08 08:31:49
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hey.methylatum,u sure is a weird guy..waking up at unusual n scary places,lol
This message was posted from a WAP device
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Posted: 2005-12-31 11:42:10
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