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HaHa! Quality
A man was rushed to hospital earlier today after he, fearing that the water in his central heating tank would evaporate, climbed a ladder into the loft and accidentally scalped himself with an orbital sander.
facetious, transfer, inept
[ This Message was edited by: Cycovision on 2007-12-13 12:34 ]
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Posted: 2007-12-13 13:33:34
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A very angry customer of BSHC bank branded its staff inept after she discovered that the bank, after she had requested her capital be changed to a stable currency, had made the facetious decision to transfer all of her funds into the currency of Magic Beans.
Eggplant, rodeo, vapourise.
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2007-12-13 12:57 ]
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Posted: 2007-12-13 13:50:18
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The rodeo rider slowly realized that he had put too many chillies in last night's eggplant curry after he broke wind during a competition causing his horse to vaporise.
timid, scent, vascular
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Posted: 2007-12-13 13:58:28
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A very timid man had vascular disease and it has taken years to find the perfect women with the right sexual scent to destroy the disease.
technophobia - apples - Mickey Mouse.
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Posted: 2007-12-13 14:22:18
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Gary puts his technophobia down to a disturbing childhood incident whereby he was bombarded with rotten apples by a malfunctioning robotic Mickey Mouse at the Disneyland resort in Florida.
Stable, retorted, absolute
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Posted: 2007-12-13 15:21:16
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The stable boy recoiled in absolute horror when after chastising the horse for not holding still, the horse retorted by giving him a horse shoe in the side of the face.
Mincing, canoe, revolution.
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Posted: 2007-12-13 18:02:15
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Not one for mincing his words, the man accused of committing fraud after paddling a canoe out to sea said defiantly: "If I am found guilty, this country will be heading towards a revolution over the verdict."
incontinent, plasma, table
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Posted: 2007-12-13 19:28:07
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Little jonny had ADHD so his plasma levels of norepinephrine and epinephrine were slightly elevated although he was not incontinent he did like to pee on the table on a day to day basis.
paraphernalia,somersault,exemplification
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Posted: 2007-12-13 21:52:15
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The acrobat's English oral exam went from bad to worse when he tried to argue that his stage paraphernalia was an exemplification of professional tools and then performed an ill-timed somersault which resulted in him landing on the examiner's head.
extrusion, ballast, potential
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Posted: 2007-12-13 22:01:10
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500
potential extrusion of ballast.
finger. burnout. shower.
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Posted: 2007-12-14 11:37:40
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