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Miss UK Posts: > 500

lol I wouldn't wanna start a phone shop if I even had the money,
maybe something like a Hotel or restaurant though

too much competition with Retail and there loosing out cos of the internet which is cheaper

Bagsys erm no sod WBA if thats what you mean used to live near there Stadium pfft!


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Posted: 2008-04-22 18:39:43
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thomas93 Posts: 444

Thoreg93 is the shops name

James, paint some drawing pins black and litter them all over the parking space

Baggsy is basically dibs on. . . . . .

[ This Message was edited by: thomas93 on 2008-04-22 17:56 ]
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Posted: 2008-04-22 18:55:22
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Residentevil Posts: > 500

Put a fish in her air intake below the windscreen.
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Posted: 2008-04-22 20:38:30
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arien617 Posts: > 500


On 2008-04-21 16:26:09, arien617 wrote:
Considering you know where she lives... under the cover of night visit her car with a balaclava and a valve core remover...

Need I say more?


I feel this was overlooked. Still stand by it being the best idea..
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Posted: 2008-04-22 20:49:16
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thomas93 Posts: 444

Arien,

residentevil's fish sounds good.

If she has an old banger just water down her fuel

And a serious note, bit ott but an employment tribunral for unfair treatment.

0.8 miles away get a life you hag :@

[ This Message was edited by: thomas93 on 2008-04-22 19:59 ]
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Posted: 2008-04-22 20:54:55
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Cycovision Posts: > 500

Bribe a load of drunks from the nearest rough Pub to flip her car on it's roof. Or just on it's side, if there isn't enough room.
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Posted: 2008-04-22 21:05:28
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tapojyoti Posts: 15

Goto her with a fake pistol when you see her parking the car and point the pistol and say "Your money or ye car" if she says money,then get'em and quit your job(that is,if she isn't a beggar) or if she says the car,then drive the car straight to a river and put a brick on the accelerator level and jump out of the car before it smashes into the river..now you can rest your car their Yeah..and I also encourage you to report the whole affair to the owner of the parking plot or the police.Say that she travels less than a mile by a car. (at Kolkata,we've got our famous rikshaws) they will atleast do something
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Posted: 2008-04-22 21:10:00
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Danny_BFC Posts: 499


On 2008-04-22 21:10:00, tapojyoti wrote:
the police.


Are you extracting the urine?

The police, for a parking space. Jeesh
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Posted: 2008-04-22 22:07:12
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Daedalus85 Posts: > 500

lol, thanks for all the tips guys, certainly made me smile

We had a calm word today, and we mutually agreed that if I ask nicely then it's ok, apparently its because I wasn't the nicest person in the world by text, and to be fair I prolly was a bit snappy because I'd been in a bad mood with her all week lol.

All fine now, it only works out at like one day out of every one or two weeks at this rate anyway.
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Posted: 2008-04-22 22:24:00
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thomas93 Posts: 444

Does this mean it has to be locked or can we continue to make useless ideas?
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Posted: 2008-04-23 08:31:55
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