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mrj82 Posts: 256

Ok here is something that might work for you. I used it to my advantage before . And yes it really worked. Find a hot chick, walk up to her, ask her if you can take here picture, if she says yes cool, if not find another hot chick. Women usually don't mind a guy taking their picture, at least not from my experience. Pull out your phone and take a picture, she will ask "what is that?" Strike up a conversation. Use some game, take her back to your place for more pictures, if you can't get laid then noone can help you. This worked for me and I have the pictures to prove it. If you are in doubt pm me, I can email them to you.
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Posted: 2003-11-15 02:07:15
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Bjerkebanen Posts: > 500

Sounds like esay going chicks!
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Posted: 2003-11-15 02:26:01
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pachy Posts: > 500

@docc, That sound is from Alfred Hitchcocks "Phsyco".

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Posted: 2003-11-15 02:37:31
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oracle Posts: 33

Hell!! Just put the amazing VibratorON & MAKE her touch the phone, Im sure she's gonna come back asking for the phone again n again to you for favours if you know what I mean....
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Posted: 2003-11-15 04:51:41
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scotsboyuk Posts: > 500

What is wrong with you people? Using your phone to seduce a girl, how sad is that? Whatever happened to the old fashioned method of drugging a girl?
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Posted: 2003-11-15 05:20:46
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oracle Posts: 33

Drugs dont do Squat.... phones are the newest thing on the block.

*RING*
*RING*

!Click!

Boy: "Hello"
Girl: "Hi.."
Boy: "Got the new P900 ..."
Girl: " Okay its a Date!"
Boy: "Ok "

!Click!

"Not getting a date... buy the new P900"
(Money back gurantee)
* conditions apply if your ugly

the next formidable quote by Sony Ericsson
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Posted: 2003-11-15 05:27:01
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pachy Posts: > 500

@@oracle, Well your all clued up on values, but what happens when she turns up & realises that a "P900" is NOT a 900mm Penis

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Posted: 2003-11-15 05:57:16
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oracle Posts: 33

When she realises!! thats when she asks the guy for the real poom-tang!
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Posted: 2003-11-15 11:12:50
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grex Posts: 401

@scotsboyuk that method would only work in glasgow-they seem to like free drugs!
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Posted: 2003-11-15 22:27:00
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badrat_rachael Posts: 47

As a chick, I am just laughing like a drain here. You guys are totally priceless !!

Do you want to really know what works with girls ? - Be yourself. I think the only girls impressed by flash gadgets are thick, shallow girls - which is ok if you don't mind a bimbo but hey, don't blame me if you get stuck next to her at dinner, or cyber-geek chicks like me who would more likely want to play with your *phone* rather than you.

But have fun trying anyway, cos another thing that women like is a sense of humour ! I'm sure if you're all this amusing in real life you shouldn't be having any trouble, nudge nudge ...
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Posted: 2003-11-16 00:13:01
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