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what wicked thoughts u have!
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Posted: 2004-02-05 09:29:45
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the wanker already got a dog. Im sure his house as full of dogg poo already. And yeah wet dog wet dog!
It smells like wet dog at his place!
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Posted: 2004-02-05 10:57:44
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How bout when he goes for a sh1t u run in an cover the door over with cellotape so he cant get out hahahaha
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Posted: 2004-02-05 11:52:22
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yes that be the best. But i cant be arsed to walk over to his place
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Posted: 2004-02-05 12:35:25
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do the same back to him....but with masking tape/parcel tape etc
much worse than sellotape
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Posted: 2004-02-05 14:25:09
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think i will just wrap him with shrink-wrap so he cant move at all! And then putt parcel tape in his hair. Then he can just lay there twisting in aginy and embarresment!
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Posted: 2004-02-05 15:02:17
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My moan for the day:
Where on earth do they get MacDonnalds staff from? Is it some kind of care in the community scheme or what? I'd love to see the application form for a job there, it probably has only one field saying 'Can you spell your own name, Yes or No?' Those that tick yes don't get the job.
Honestly, I went in there earlier today to be greeted by a thoroughly bored looking youngster with what looked like some kind of horrific skin disease with a slovenly, 'Yeah, can I help you?'
'Two Big Macs and one large fries please' I said cheerfully, despite my already rising blood pressure.
'Two Big Mac Meals and a large fries', he said, randomly pressing the buttons on his till. '£8.89 please, what drinks would you like with that?'
'No,no' I said 'Not two big mac MEALS, just two big macs, ON THEIR OWN, and ONE large fries please.'
'Errrr, right.' he said, looking utterly confused, and scuttled off into the back, returning several minutes later with his supervisor.
'What's the problem, sir?', she said.
'No problem, I just want two big macs and one large fries please!'
'Ok,' she said, and turning to the demented assistant, 'Watch. all you do is press 2, then big mac meal...'
'NO,NO!' I shouted. 'I don't want big mac meals, just big macs, on their own!'
'Oh right. Any fries with that?'
'YES. ONE LARGE FRIES!!!'
'And what drink would you like'
'I DON'T WANT A DRINK THANKYOU!'
'You don't want a drink???' she asked, looking at me as if I'd just asked her to perform some bizzare sex act.
'NO!'
'Oh, right' she said, and preceded to tap away again on the till's keypad resulting in a loud, long beep that hurt my ears.
Anyway, I eventually got my (cold) big macs and fries after the store manageress finally repaired the till, but I felt so traumatised after my ordeal that I'd pretty much completely lost my appetite.
How on earth they dare to call it fast food is beyond me, it felt like I was in there for an eternity!
Anyway sorry about that everyone, just needed to get it off my chest
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Posted: 2004-02-05 16:09:13
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sounds like any other day.
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Posted: 2004-02-05 16:26:34
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only fast thing about MacDonalds is the rate that spots grow on their staff...
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Posted: 2004-02-05 21:49:15
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flame war forums rubbish! theres like 10 members... the only reason jelly likes it is cos shes mod (wat were they thinking?)
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Posted: 2004-02-21 21:14:45
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