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Maybe he should go to speakers corner and blow his top off there...
PS. his ramble sounds like a Chinese menu!
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Posted: 2005-02-09 00:13:44
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Speakers corner eh
He'd have to go up against the local plymouth bretherin doing their thang, now that would be a challenge !
Seaweed and floating, not to mention shrinking down to a fly !
(reckon he was either overloading on the MSG or someone had spiked his drink the other night)
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Posted: 2005-02-09 01:20:39
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hey once ur in u aint gettin out of it!!!LOL...
Anyway today was ma first proper day back and it turned out to be quite rewarding.... i am now the proud owner of a Pure Copper coloured v800 and its lovely... a bit too orange for my liking but so are jaffa cakes and i love them!!!
I had lots of fun wit a rubber band as well.... did u know that if u hit someone at point blank range with a rubber band (the proper ones which are about 3 times thicker than the other ones) it makes them yelp (noise quite like a scream just shorter and not so loud!).... Plus if u keep wrappin a rubber band round your thumb it eventually goes a lovely shade of purple and feels like its gonna pop at any moment....
And we tested a new Siemens fone today the sf65 or somethin crap like that! its only dual band! and has a 1.3mp cam an looks crap and feels crap and doesnt do much more than make calls (badly) and takes pics (imagine an s65 but a little smaller!) its poo i tell yeh poo! You cant put a poo in a shiny plastic case and sell it as something other than a poo in a shiny plastic case but siemens keep tryin an failin!! I tell thee! Look towards Nokia, they bin doin that for years and they still sell squillions of fones to ppl!!! lol....
As the nights draw in i find myself eating more, whilst doing this i tend to try and read magazines as well then take them into work for my lunch to read and always find bits of my tea from last night... it a lovely little reminder of what i did last night and i like it... its like christmas every day of the week!
And my bus journeys r gettin better.... the GF has stopped comin on same bus as me so i am free to wink at, talk to and generally have a laugh with the females on the bus... ooh an bluejack ppl with ma mates number so he gets loads of calls and thinks he is popular! Its amazin how many people respond to "Russian for sex, free!" he jus laughs an tells them the real story.... tis funny to say the least!
And that my friends is the end of todays bit of my world.... tune in tomorrow for more tantalising insight into my wonderful if not a bit strange life!
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Posted: 2005-02-09 22:40:26
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oooooo russian sex for free !!
where can an 'onski' get some of that ?
Great idea for a bluejack....in fact I'd have to say a classic
Will keep my eye out for that one next time i'm in the kennet Centre
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[ This Message was edited by: marlonski on 2005-02-10 00:06 ]
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Posted: 2005-02-09 23:13:27
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Hehe
This message was posted from a WAP device
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Posted: 2005-02-09 23:13:39
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HAHA your a funny chap jon
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Posted: 2005-02-10 09:30:05
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Jon, what do you think of that song "Mary's Prayer" by Danny Wilson? I've been humming it all day, i think its great. Every time i hear it i cant stop humming it for the rest of the day!
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Posted: 2005-02-10 19:29:00
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@methylated_spirit
nah i dont know that tune.... might download it, i mean go an buy it from a shop tomorrow and listen to it.... Do u mean this danny wilson?
coz if yes i gona download his song... that guy looks mighty happy to be next to him an he aint even singin!!!
And what did i do today? Well i destructed two phones today (an neither of them where mine!!!
) i was testin a new phone (of which model i cannot say coz its easy to trace me an i like ma easy peasy job at the mo) it was funny... there i am just playin around with it... i stand up to get a glass of water whilst still playin wit fone and managed to drop it AND stand on it.... let me say this pre-production model aint too sturdy... an it cant withstand a 11 stone man (some would say child) standin on it!
The second one i broke by tryin to take the back off and snappin it then i threw it across ma desk coz it hurt ma finger an it dont work again.... i got angry more today coz of valentines day comin up.... u see....
Every year it comes around on the 14th Feb.... every fookin card shop goes the colour red crazy.... hearts r everywhere, stupid teddies holdin hearts sayin 'I Love You'..... well listen up ppl if u only tell ur gf u love her once a year by buyin her cheap presents well u might not like her as much as u think.... Me an ma gf dont really celebrate valentines day coz everyday wen i wake up next to her i start the day by tellin her i am a lucky man to b wit her and i love her.... then if i get killed or die that day the last thing i said to her was that an not 'i'm goin for a shit and then off to work...'
I buy her little gifts every now an then to remind her off my feelins... this is all year round not just one day a year. I may sound like i am nasty to her but she thinks the same way.... we will cozy up on sunday night and monday and jus chill wit each other like we normally do and probably go at it like duracell bunnies on acid! So thats my honest opinion of valentines day.....
and i had ma home made sandwiches today.... corn beef sandwiches which i havent had for a very long time.... they remind me of school trips coz i would always have them and they taste just as good now as they did before.... only now i know what is in them i it makes me a bit wary of eatin them.... OOOOH and boiled eggs.... how can eating an un fertalised chicken embryo taste so good? i dont know but answers on a post card to:
I dont give a damn
123 Sing along with me
U fool
PR1 53
And on another note (i'm in a talky mood tonight after the day i had in work).... is it a school holiday at the mo coz theres fook loads of kids walkin round the streets late evenin recently an its a bit scary.... i never know if they gonna mug me or just help me along my way....
Oh an heres pics of ma copper fone, not actually made out of copper (although that would be cool!) but its the PURE COPPER (official name) variant of the V800.... Here u go peeps... scratch that... ma fones poo pooooed an wont let me get the pics off it.... damn u pixies an elves.... yes ELVES!
I have recently aquired the knowledge of the Vodafone Elders and now know that not only do pixies reside (live) in all phones but every now an then on special phones u get the added bonus of elves. now on normal phones u get a few pixies and maybe a wizard (dependant on model and make etc) but every few models has some elves added for stability... thats what the problem with the white and black v800's no elves... now the copper ones have a good mix of elves and pixies an that should sort all the problems out.... if u dont have elves but would like some any SE service center can update ur fone to be elves compatible... it only takes a couple of mins and the results r superb...
Right am off coz i tired and ma gf is naggin me.... Goodnight an god bless and peace out and see yeh soon.
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Posted: 2005-02-10 21:31:02
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dunno, it could be. Hes scottish, ive never seen him and only heard that one song. Tell me your thoughts once you've heard it.
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Posted: 2005-02-10 21:34:00
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hello everyone a short one today coz i need sleep desperately!!!
I bin workin longer hours coz i need some cash to get some new psp games and i am so tired i have started sleep walkin AGAIN! Yes last night i got up out of bed went to the bathroom had a wash and a pee and then tried to open the front door to go to the bus stop.... luckily ma gf had bolted the door so i couldnt get out an she had to come an drag me back to bed otherwise i would of bin waitin at the bus stop at 2 in the mornin wearin nothin but my dignity!
Anyway i is off to bed for lots of sleep good night....
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Posted: 2005-02-11 20:22:03
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