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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list but have no room for you." You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large Pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a Sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah,I can handle this." The devil smiled and said...........
"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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Posted: 2004-07-21 04:54:18
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Nice one gelf! lmao
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Posted: 2004-07-21 04:56:54
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Posted: 2004-07-21 05:34:49
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George W's inbox -
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That Linda Rondstadt story is very worrying - the supposed home of free speech seems to be censoring it. Sounds like there's a lot of brainwashed people out there in the US - we need someone else to challenge them as a superpower - bring a bit of balance back into this world.
Please sir - can we have our empire back!!??
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Posted: 2004-07-21 09:07:51
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Halleluya to that sammy-boy!!....you've changed your tune suddenly!
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Posted: 2004-07-21 10:13:08
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Not so much changed it, maybe rewritten a couple of bars....
Thing is, I fundamentally agree with you, it's just some of the 'finer' points I've been disagreeing on, like some of the theories you've aired. But I do however still agree with you about the US - as I've said before, I've recently started to dislike some of what the US stands for because of it's foreign policy (if that's what you call what it is they're doing!). Their core values are admirable - free speech, freedom of expression, etc. But the US has always been a land of contradiction, as that thing regarding Linda Rondstadt proves.
Although it sounds like Kerry is rather dimly thought of in the US, he's the lesser of two evils. I now get an almsost unconrollable urge to punch the TV set every time Bush appears on it and starts talking bollocks again (and mispronouncing it to boot usually!).
They need a either a decent candidate, or preferably a third party with a few different ideas and directions to take the world's last remaining superpower in. But, it seems that in most democracies there are two main parties, and no one else gets a look in when it comes to power.
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Posted: 2004-07-21 18:13:02
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http://www.jibjab.com/
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Posted: 2004-07-21 19:56:18
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Why Al-Qaeda wants President Bush to be elected
Aaron Swartz presents three reasons why Al-Qaeda wants President Bush to be elected (or re-appointed).
1. Reuters reported a letter from an al-Qaeda group that said “it supported U.S. President George W. Bush in his reelection campaign,
and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry, as it was not possible to find a leader ‘more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom.
2. A top CIA expert on al-Qaeda has concluded that al-Qaeda loves President Bush, and might go so far as to plan an election attack to rally the country around Bush.
3. Even administration officials concede “al-Qaeda has morphed into a loose and expanding association of regional terror cells and the Iraq war has fueled rather than doused the fires of jihad.”
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Posted: 2004-07-22 07:53:22
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Join a growing group of Canadians that want to prevent the re-election of George W. Bush this November 2nd.
"Our mission is simple: to provide a forum for Canadians to show their support for the election of a new United States government.
Show your southern neighbours how you feel! Canadians stand united against the re-election of George Bush. Make a difference - have your voice be heard!"
http://www.georgebush.ca/
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Posted: 2004-07-22 18:20:46
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The Complete 9/11 commission report in PDF format available to download at the below link:
HERE
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Posted: 2004-07-23 06:16:59
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