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Rob
Plenty of place to pick 'em here in the valley's! Last year they were growing on a patch of grass next to a bus stop down the road!! In the last couple of years me and my mate had been pick around a thousand a day, each! ( and on average we'd spend 3hrs or so picking!) If i get a good crop this year might be able to sort you out!!
Just about to take some....(dried ones last of last years stock!)
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Posted: 2004-08-11 15:23:44
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Well the sun's come back out here too, but it's still raining.
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[ This Message was edited by: maddav on 2004-08-11 14:28 ]
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Posted: 2004-08-11 15:28:07
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On 2004-08-11 13:32:42, maddav wrote:
Good afternoon
@Vlammetje: I'm sure they'd plaster it with (not so) small logos everyhwhere, inside and out, and then would subsequently cripple most of the features...
Well you
can take a photo, just not a 1.3 MegaPixel photo, we don't believe that people need
that many pixels
It'd be terrible, but amazingly funny if they said that
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It wouldn't surprise me at all if they said that. According to one thread the reason behind disabling free MP3 usage is that they don't want their customer to 'inadvertently infringe on copyrights'
i mean, one could 'inadvertedly infringe on someone's privacy' with a camera like that
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[ This Message was edited by: Vlammetje on 2004-08-11 15:12 ]
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Posted: 2004-08-11 16:01:16
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any one wont a nother joke
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Posted: 2004-08-11 17:01:41
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Posted: 2004-08-11 17:09:51
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Hmmm, i'm stuck on the last question, household pets, or espionage. Decisions decisions
Keep the jokes coming!
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[ This Message was edited by: maddav on 2004-08-11 16:20 ]
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Posted: 2004-08-11 17:17:23
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It started to rain here to but it stopped lol got garden done btw ;-)
This message was posted from a WAP device
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Posted: 2004-08-11 17:19:04
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^ Yeah, and i finished the sanding
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Posted: 2004-08-11 17:22:28
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TORTURE. no doubt about it
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Posted: 2004-08-11 17:24:03
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@miss uk
what part of england are you from cos weav got clear blue sky down in kent
ill go find a nother joke in a min
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Posted: 2004-08-11 17:34:50
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