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@MikLSP-
Man of varying tastes, currently posting adult personals asking for "Aunt Jemima." Last's girlfriend's name was Bertha. Kind of wary of replies to his ad, though, the last time he ended up getting raped by women with a hairy fetish.
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Posted: 2004-11-06 23:50:00
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@plasmadog-
Internationally renowned smuggler--smuggles mobile phones, fruits, cheese, crackers, and sausages. His secret--a specially modified can where he can hide almost anything.
A rabid michael jackson fan - dressed up as michael jackson on halloween and got his cat to dress as a little boy and his dog to dress as Lisa Marie Presley. While he was walking about he realized he forgot to being a bag, so he put his candy in his can.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 07:27:00
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@Wirral Bagpuss-
You know she's been around when something whirls by like a whirlwind, flapping in the wind.
Strangely obessed with cartoon characters; one might even call it a fetish!
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Posted: 2004-11-08 07:31:00
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@The Little Master-
Only 4'11", but that doesn't stop him from telling his slaves (in leather) what to do. His favorite thing to do is dress up as Batman make Robin serve him. Also likes playing house--always has someone be the butler and call him 'master.'
Also a big fan of coloring books, recently finished the new Power Rangers coloring book series. Regular crayons are too big so in order to sate his coloring cravings orders crayons special order--2 inches with a .5 cm radius. Ordering crayons always makes him think of other things.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 07:37:00
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@shithappens- gets off to noodles, is especially turned on by the smaller cup noodles. Doesn't like eating them though, as they are salty and make him really really thirsty--reminds him of when he served in the Navy.
Doesn't have a bathroom in his house, just poos on the street as 'shit just happens.'
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Posted: 2004-11-08 07:40:00
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@Cytech-
Obsessed with 80's music, can dance a wicked robot. Wonders why it never gets him any ladies; he's gonna try putting the 'snap' back into his hair and he hopes to find his little Nikki in the hotel lounge someday.
Once slept with Prince as he was intoxicated and thought Prince was a female.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 07:45:00
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@Nature-
Likes natural things: organic foods, biology, and women 'all natural.' Has a neanderthal fetish.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 08:24:00
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kimcheeboi: The asian kid from indiana jones. Smart mouthed, quick witted, and never shuts up. The same height, the only thing they dont have in common is their love of baseball caps.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 11:33:01
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@meths- biggest tightwad on the face of this planet. Refills his condiment with the disposable packs from McDonald's. Doesn't wash his hair so he doesn't have to apply gel.
Eats everything at least twice to get all the engergy he can from the food
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[ This Message was edited by: kimcheeboi on 2004-11-10 08:43 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-10 09:42:00
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kimcheeboi: Likes to lick the "cheese" from under his uncles foreskin, wears tutus, and sings the French National anthem every night before going to bed, because they dont like bush either.
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Posted: 2004-11-10 10:43:45
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