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Hello. I'm free.No more work. Until tomorrow morning
@vlamm. Thanks for explaining. I already got MSN and Yahell messengers but use MSN mostly cos all my friends are on there.
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Posted: 2004-08-28 20:58:29
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hmmm yes..... gmail does not offer IM (messaging) just email.
I think you won mixin?
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Posted: 2004-08-28 21:06:32
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I think ya did cos no one else entered? Except for meths was it? Who offered Jo Brand??? Frisbee is better tho i'll get back to you bout it tomorrow cos i ain't got net access in work any more Bastids!
Marga i still owe you a k700 too! I'll sort it soon! f**kin bored as a caged monkey now tho! No way to pass the time...
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Posted: 2004-08-28 22:52:00
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A few things I found:-
10 - "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9 - "How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8 - "You want THAT on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7 - "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
6 - "It does so f*cking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5 - "Where the f*ck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4 - "Any f*cking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3 - "What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2 - "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in the head!" -JFK,1963
1 - "Aw c'mon. Who the f*ck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997
Bush: A low voter turn-out is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Actual Court Quotes:
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Weapons Instructions for Army training:-
"Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on Army rocket launcher
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every single bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo.
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army preventive maintenance publication
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
Sorry. I'm board :s
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Posted: 2004-08-28 23:09:13
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and did i make a lurvely theme for that K700 too
why no net access.... what did they do?
i've seen those army instructions before staz..... the really scary thing is that are real
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Posted: 2004-08-28 23:38:53
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Someone downloaded porn! f**kin typical! It was a good thing for when things were slow in work... And they always said if anyone abused it they'd take it away! And some arse abused it! Half the plant wanna know who!
I pity the fool!
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Posted: 2004-08-29 02:25:00
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Too Much ARSE to read
Gonna eat me KFC and call it the night
Cheerio... Folk's!
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Posted: 2004-08-29 02:55:30
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Too Much ARSE to read
Gonna eat me ......and call it the night
Cheerio... Folk's!
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Posted: 2004-08-29 02:59:42
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Hard dance! I'd rather have my scrotum pierced!
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Posted: 2004-08-29 03:10:00
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@ Leight - You're in luck! I have a big rusty knitting needle here just waiting for you...
This message was posted from a T68i
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Posted: 2004-08-29 08:26:27
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