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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ouch!! my sides just split......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ouch (again)....
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Posted: 2002-11-07 06:24:00
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here's my contribution:
A stunning 19 year old gal brought her boyfriend home one afternoon and introduced him to her parents. Dad wuz sitting on the sofa with the newpapers with the telly on. Mom wus knitting on the rocking chair.
After a brief chit chat, the gal brought the guy up to her room. The door locked behind them and they started getting into it hot and heavy.
After 15 minutes, mom looks up at dad and says, "It's awfully quite up there...maybe you should go look see?" Dad reluctantly puts down his papers and climbs the stairs to her room and took a peek into the keyhole. He then returns to his seat and papers and says, "It's alright, they're just kissin and fondlin one nother"
Another 15 minutes passes and the mom beckons dad to go see again. Dad's upset at the interuption but complies nevertheless. He peeks, then returns to his papers saying, "Nuthin much, they're undressed and doing the 69 is all"
A further 15 minutes passes and the mom makes her request once again. Dad's real pissed at the constant irritation and interuption but he loves his wife so he complies and go take a peek. His face turn bright red, then black and he kicks open the door in all his fury, runs in, grab the astonished young man by the hair and tosses him out of the window. "I LET YOU INTO MY HOUSE, LET YOU KISS AND FONDLE MY ONLY DAUGHTER, EVEN LET YOU F**K HER SILLY BUT YOU NEVER, EVER, WIPE YOUR DI*K ON MOMMA'S CURTAINS!!"
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Posted: 2002-11-07 06:36:00
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TWO WOMEN WENT OUT ONE WEEKEND without their husbands. On the way home, before dawn, they felt the desperate urge to pee and the only place to stop in was the cemetery.
Scared and drunk, they decided to pee there in spite of the fears. the first one did not have anything to wipe herself with, so she used her panties and then discarded them. The second woman, not finding anything either, thought "i'm not getting rid of my panties", so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath by a gravestone to clean herself with.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one said to the other, "we have to be on the look-out, it seems that our wives were up to no good last night. My wife came home without her panties". The other responded, "You're LUCKY. Mine came home with the card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you!"
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Posted: 2002-11-07 09:03:00
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A woman walks into her sex thearapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and the rarely have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it? The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viagra that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give him one pill that night, and come back in the morning to tell her what happens The next day the woman walks in ecstatic telling the therapist the viagra worked, and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills? The therapist replies she dosn't know but says to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist tha the sex was even better than the night before. She asks the therapist what whould happen if she gave him five pills? The therapist once again tells her to give it a try. The following day the woman comes back in LIMP BUT HAPPY, tells the therapist the sex just keeps getting better and better. She asks what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle? The therapists tells her its a new drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle would do to a person. The woman leaves the office and puts the rest of the pills in her husbands morning coffee. A week later a boy walks into the therapists office and asks: are you the "idiot" who gave my MOTHER a bottle of Viagra? Why yes young man I did, Why? Well mom's dead My sister's Pregnant, My A-- Hurts And Dad just sits in the corner going, "Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty..."
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Posted: 2002-11-07 09:15:00
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"While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e., 10 mph over the limit),I passed over a bridge only to find a a cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop was stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."
Traffic Ticket: £95.00
Court Costs: £45.00
The Look on that Cop's Face: PRICELESS
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Posted: 2002-11-10 16:05:00
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simply PRICELESS!!!! keep the quality stuff comin.....
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Posted: 2002-11-11 04:34:00
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hahahahahahaha
) this thread is cool! hahahahahahaha
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Posted: 2002-11-12 15:13:00
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Re: The subject of this thread
It says 'Post Your funny Jokes Here'. But aren't jokes supposed to be funny!?!?!
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Posted: 2002-11-12 15:16:00
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Eamonn, your point being what exactly?
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Posted: 2002-11-12 18:38:00
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Its all written there!
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Posted: 2002-11-12 18:57:00
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