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I thought it was MiniMysterio. But what the §#¥¤ I'll take over .
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Posted: 2010-05-27 14:34:52
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Oh jolly good then it will be good to have better new management
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Posted: 2010-05-27 23:18:42
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oh mush , ang a banger a sec , i thought that i was the daddy here.
Yeah ok so i have had a few trips to HMP cardiff and the twins like to play havoc with the locals and yes my wife is a crack whore , but there was nothing better than adding a pinch of welsh valleys class to a already fortified establishment.
Well i will say best of luck Mr Hanns , hope that the twins but give you to much grief and i will make sure that the wife keeps the back counter nice and clean whilst she hands out her sausage supprise to paying gentlefolk!
Oh and whilst i am here can i have a sticky copy of razzle, a gloopy copy of escourt , and the bi monthly copy of crack whore sheep shaggers , some matches ,a gallon of 4 star petrol, a packet of walkers crisps (hedgehog flavour) and 12 cans of special brew Please! .
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Posted: 2010-05-28 08:36:00
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Ah, it's Mr.Alex. What a pleasure to see you. Did you see your picture in our galoory of honourable members? Tell me, is that cute, not to miss, yellowish tainted, hooked nose Lady, your wife? She gave me a warm welcome when I entered her from behind. Gosh i'll remember her forever. She's at the back now, enjoying the crack I gave her while she is making herself decent again. Sorry, what did you order again? Matches, you need these, i've tested them all so i'm sure they are top class. 4star petrol is not available anymore but i've got fresh oil imported from America for a very special price, as low as the bottom of the ocean. Can I offer you a meal of baked liver and kidneys.
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Posted: 2010-05-28 15:23:19
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hmmm liver and kidneys you say , well bloody hell mam used to make me that my old boyo !
Well why not what about a nice side glass of absynthie to go with it.
Well mr hans its good to see a good shop owner giving a rubbish service , a man after my own heart.
It would be nice if you could give me some unleaded please instead ............ Whats that like for fires this time of year?
And can i have my jazz mags that i ordered then ?
Oh butty and how much do i owe you.
Cmon mr is this one on the house ? .......... As i used to run this joint.
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Posted: 2010-05-29 19:53:00
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These are your mom's. I found her while I was digging in the cellar searching for cables to save on the electricity bill.
I've got one gallon of unleaded mixed with nitro for ya. Special brew to set things straight. Jazz-mags got lost in the last fire but you paid in advance so I don't mind.
Come join me with a glass of my fresh home made gin, to celebrate the REopening of the REnewed REstored REtuned CornerShop
Hip hip, Hurray!
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Posted: 2010-05-30 00:05:11
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well i was owner but i got fired and hired as assistant manager
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Posted: 2010-06-28 19:12:24
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Assistant Managers can be found in the third cupboard, second drawer.
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Posted: 2010-06-28 23:01:02
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Mr. Shopkeeper,
give me some sunshine, give me some rain, give me another chance, i want to grow up once again.
( quote of a famous hindi movie song, '3 idiots' )
[ This Message was edited by: ceaser2008 on 2010-07-05 08:05 ]
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Posted: 2010-07-05 09:03:53
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Sssh I have sunshine in little bottles, a few drops on a sugarcube
Rain is ordered but there was a delay at the Atlantic.
Your final request can only be realised with faith, believe in reincarnation. If you fill out this form i'll be happy to sell you some rope. I just recieved a bundle with fresh summer colours. 5 yard for the price of 4
only this week Sir.
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Posted: 2010-07-05 14:39:18
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