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funny!!!
@Gelfen, mate i reckons you should be hell immature, and prank the builders when u can. the whole cling wrap over the port - a - dunny is always a funny joke. hahaha
(my mates filled up a dunny with hard cement. now that was a laugh)
kind regards fellas. u'll hear from me more.
woot out
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Posted: 2005-03-08 04:53:45
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@jn: we'll have a spa bath in the ensuite
@woot: while that would make me feel better, unfortunately it wouldn't get the house built any quicker
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Posted: 2005-03-08 05:19:50
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I'm positive that it wouldnt speed up the building process mate.
But it might make u feel better about the whole ordeal when one of the workers starts screaming when he has crap all over his behind, covering his overalls. Workers running around, like chooks with their heads chopped off it brilliant. worked wonders for me, when they waws building me extendable games room.
Lol.
Hows Melbourne these days. And to think that i was the only aussie on esato. GO THE PERTHIANS!!!
- woot signing off...
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Posted: 2005-03-08 05:25:19
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the builder tried the money raising stunt again by offering to install conduit for our phone connection (at a price), but on closer inspection it seems like something we'll probably need so telstra don't rip us off so hard later when they install the cable. if there's a nice shiney conduit they won't have to dig up our front yard.
HOWEVER - only yesterday we discovered that it was already included in the contract. a phone call later and all was solved but i'm starting to get a little pissed off
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Posted: 2005-03-09 07:14:34
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it took nearly a year to build our house
DAMN BGC......they are the worst you could ever get
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Posted: 2005-03-09 09:04:51
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On 2005-03-08 05:19:50, gelfen wrote:
@jn: we'll have a spa bath in the ensuite
@woot: while that would make me feel better, unfortunately it wouldn't get the house built any quicker
@gelfen - Whaaat a 'spa bath'
I am used only in having a - 'sponge bath' pal
!
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Posted: 2005-03-10 03:15:56
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@davo: the problem isn't so much the company itself, since most people we have dealt with there are reasonable. it's just one individual who can't or won't get her shit in a pile that is causing us this grief. there were perhaps only two issues which couldn't be directly attributed to her, and only one of those actually caused any significant delay.
the big advantage these guys have is that they will let my father-in-law do the bricklaying, which will give us someone on site for most of the project keeping an eye on things. i'm prepared to wear some administrative f**k-ups if it means we can still get a superior finished product.
@jn: i'm familiar with that one too. maybe i should ask my wife for one
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Posted: 2005-03-10 07:22:50
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Gelfen, tell em to get stuffed.
Lol, like the rest of my ideas, it wouldnt be incredibly productive, but make you feel better as a person. hahaha! Personal productivity, isa the only way that one can make themself feel better.
You know what i reckon...Get a mobile home. like them ones that you find them yokel ppls living in, in america. They're a crack up. You have to make sure that you knock ur wife's 2 front teeth out tho, and u have to drink beer all day long, quoting things like,
"Hey ma, get off the damn roof"... and
"Johnny, don't touch your sister like that"
FUNNY!
Sorry for the incesant amount of cr*p information that i seem to be sending to you Gelfen. My mind is twisted, and im not sure i'm coping with the lack of sleep that i seem to be getting. Or not getting. Which ever it is....
Woot out. Going to Infinity and beyond...
(ill be back tomorrow.)
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Posted: 2005-03-10 10:32:29
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i'm just happy to have another regular contributor to the thread.
now that you mention it, my father-in-law is in the middle of converting a bus into a mobile home......
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Posted: 2005-03-11 03:41:15
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tonight i'm off with some friends to see british stand-up comedian
Ross Noble at the
Melbourne International Comedy Festival .
i saw his show last year and the guy is HILARIOUS!
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Posted: 2005-03-24 07:25:05
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