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How do u put an elephants in a fridge?
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Open the door and put it in!
The giraffe & the monkey went out. Why wasn't the elephant with them?
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He was in the fridge!
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Posted: 2003-01-02 21:33:00
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ummmmm.....
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Posted: 2003-01-02 22:01:00
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On 2002-11-12 15:16, ejasim wrote:
Re: The subject of this thread
It says 'Post Your funny Jokes Here'. But aren't jokes supposed to be funny!?!?!
nuff said Eamonn. LOL
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Posted: 2003-01-02 22:27:00
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Just wait till I shove Ed's arse up ur head!
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Posted: 2003-01-02 22:35:00
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lol save that for
Deize Forums!
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Posted: 2003-01-02 22:36:00
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Of course. A tactic..
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Posted: 2003-01-02 22:37:00
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http://deize.plus-media.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=31
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Posted: 2003-01-02 23:29:00
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Thought you had to get your Forum somewhere!!
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Posted: 2003-01-03 16:05:00
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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese guy are hired at a
>>construction
>> > > > site.
>> > > > The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the
>>Italian
>> >guy,
>> > > > "You're in charge of sweeping."
>> > > > To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
>> > > > And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
>> > > > He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I
>>expect
>>you
>> >guys
>> > > > to make a big dent in that there pile." So the foreman went
>>away
>>for
>> >a
>> > > > couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is
>>untouched.
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
>> > > > The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the
>>Chinese
>>a
>> > > > fella
>> > > > that he awasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa
>>disappeared and
>>I
>> > > > nocouldafinda him nowhere."
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, And you, I
>>thought
>> >I
>> > > > told
>> > > > you to shovel this pile."
>> > > > The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get
>>meself
>> >a
>> > > > shoovel.
>> > > > Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot
>>ahcouldnay
>> >fin'
>> > > > him
>> > > > either."
>> > > > The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the
>>pile of
>> >sand
>> >to
>> > > > look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps
>>out
>>from
>> > > > behind the pile of sand and yells... "SUPPLIES"!!
sorry for the crappy layout.. u know how ppl r with forwards
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A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking
Chinese girl. After a night of cavorting, she asks him back to her
Place for "coffee". They get back to her flat and she tells him to help
Himself to a drink whilst she slips into something more comfortable.
Just as the bloke's about to finish his scotch and coke, the incredibly
sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.
"I am your sex slave!," she announces. "I will do ANYTHING your precious
heart desires!"
The man can't quite believe his luck and says, whilst licking his lips
in anticipation, "Hmmmmm, well a 69 would really hit the spot." Fuk
OFF!!!" the Chinese girl replies angrily. "I am not cooking for you at
this time of night."
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Posted: 2003-01-13 19:01:00
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