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*Jojo* Posts: > 500

Gooooooooood WEDNESDAY Morning ! 6:17 am !
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Posted: 2007-03-20 23:17:27
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whizkidd Posts: > 500

Morning folks...bijhee at work...
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Posted: 2007-03-21 03:24:00
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govigov Posts: > 500

morning all.

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Posted: 2007-03-21 04:42:27
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Spinz Posts: 178

Just when you thought things were going bad, they get worse

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing camo's and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's thirteen.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: She weighs 150kgs.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.

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Posted: 2007-03-21 09:03:34
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blu_6779 Posts: 193

must have been a pretty bad day for you.
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Posted: 2007-03-21 10:14:38
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dr_thug Posts: > 500

On 2007-03-21 10:14:38, blu_6779 wrote:
must have been a pretty bad day for you.

Must have been 'worse'