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How about throwing it on the barbeque. Flame grilled P990. Or maybe a bit of tennis, using the phone as a ball.
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Posted: 2007-04-02 12:22:29
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do either one of these:
1) circular saw... cut it in half then look at its insides...
2) grinder / sander... turn your p990 into dust then throw the dust in the sea just like a dead cremated person
3) a power drill or power screwdriver... drill many holes of different size, paint it yellow, glue some big eyes up front, then dress it with pants, next thing you know you have Spongebob P9pants! then feed it to the dogs!
why are you so mad at your phone anyway?
oooh oooh! a P.S...
4) hook your p990 to a bomb circuit, send it to SE sweden if you hate them so much... or send it to nokia finland if you want SE to proliferate even more... either way your phone gets so mangled beyond recognition! BOOM!!!
[ This Message was edited by: keight00i on 2007-04-04 17:42 ]
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Posted: 2007-04-04 18:39:12
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o man, nice destroy it
if you have it spare and want to just do it
g for sumin a little crazy
freeze it in water then microwave it
it should explode lol
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Posted: 2007-04-04 22:46:25
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On 2007-04-02 00:26:44, rambo47 wrote:
Microwave!
this is the best one xD..dun forget the vid for youtubeŞ!
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Posted: 2007-04-04 23:17:48
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And get a good camera angle on it as well.
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Posted: 2007-04-04 23:49:13
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The best thing to do> while taking a video, drive at around 50 mph (be careful), then open your door, and hold the fone close to the road with a tight grip, and let it grate on the road for around 200m, then feed it to a cow while its still on, and ring urself and listen to the moo-nophonic cow, and then take the P990 with the cow shit (when its taken a dump), and send it straight to SE, and tell them you dont know which one was th P990, so you send the whole lot, and then send me the video so i can upload it to my P990 and watch it every nite so i can remind myself that I wasted a lot of hard earned money on the most useless peice of shit ever created by makind.
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Posted: 2007-05-17 17:37:02
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LOL at "Spongebob P9pants" and "Moo-nophonic"!!
Connect it to a charger and put it on a box, then fill the small box with cement and make a small concrete block! You'll have a concrete block that rings whenever you dial the number, and you can charge it if you wish!!
You can even draw a picture over the block, showing your depiction of what an ideal P9 series should look like!
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Posted: 2007-05-17 19:00:20
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Sell it Sell it Sell it Sell it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2007-05-17 20:39:44
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or donate it. in exchange of a similar phone. like my m600.
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Posted: 2007-05-17 22:47:06
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mobilemodman has the right Idea, pluss it sounds doable
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Posted: 2007-05-28 21:11:50
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