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I had sex with my wife this morning.
I did not use a P900
I have other toys which women appreciate
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[ This Message was edited by: orangeman on 2003-11-16 00:16 ]
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Posted: 2003-11-16 01:11:41
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On 2003-11-16 01:11:41, orangeman wrote:
I had sex with my wife this morning.
Glad to hear it - it would never do to have sex with somebody *else's* wife afterall
Quote: I did not use a P900
I have other toys which women appreciate
And an account at Ann Summers ?
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Posted: 2003-11-16 01:50:16
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As long as someone else does not have it with my wife;-) u can be a tester for ann summers and get freebies. Toys that is
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Posted: 2003-11-16 02:23:03
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....and how does one get to be a tester..? purely for research purposes of course....
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Posted: 2003-11-16 03:33:00
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On 2003-11-16 03:33:00, grex wrote:
....and how does one get to be a tester..? purely for research purposes of course....
Well you can be a beta tester but there are some risks involved.
Better sleep on it tonight and let your fantasy do it's work
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Posted: 2003-11-16 03:59:16
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On 2003-11-16 03:59:16, zhubajie wrote:
Well you can be a beta tester but there are some risks involved.
Better sleep on it tonight and let your fantasy do it's work
I'd hate to think what those risks are - all I can imagine are painful accidents with string undies or getting stuck to a sex toy.
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Posted: 2003-11-16 17:27:48
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I cant get a girl either
I have a hideous deformity hanging over me
THE WIFE
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Posted: 2003-11-16 17:34:22
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My My....hasnt this thread turned into sumthin....
N to think of all the pain and agony i have been put thru....
Regards,
Doc.
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Posted: 2003-11-16 17:44:13
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well here's how i got a lady into my arms
i had a p800 and it was stolen so i went out (after a month of moping) to a shop and had a look at some nice new phones i asked the guy when looking at a shiny new p800 is there any truth to the rumour that
are bringing out a new(er) model anytime soon (he was an
rep) and he said "absolutley not, this is the top of the Range blah blah... and we are not releasing another phone in this line till at least march!" so i was delighted.. so all the rumours are not true well at least not for a while...
so i bought the shiny new p800 (sim free) at some expense i might add..
and troddled off home walking sideways, forwards, backwards, stopping every two seconds to look at my 'baby my new p800..
i got home and went on the net, back to the loving arms of my friends at esato after a months absense i settled back in..
then to my horror i see a post
p900 its official.......
then another
its in my hands
then another
i love my p900!!
i was speechless, unconsolable, pi$$ed off i turned around picked up my p800 looking at it with disgust "can you do Video with sound?" "does your keypad stay away from the screen when i push the buttons?" "do you.. can you...
i threw the p800 on the ground the screen smashed with bits of glass flying everywhere there was a scream.. i looked up to see my girlfriend lying on the ground with bits of my p800 screen sticking into her legs..
blood everywhere...
i rushed her to the hospital but it was too late...
they had to amputate both her legs
so from that day on i have to carry her around..
and thats the story of how i got a woman with my p800 into my arms!!
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Posted: 2003-11-16 18:16:33
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"Bump"!!
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