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dave_uk Posts: > 500

I would be amazed if it hasn't already been suggested, but surely Esato's funniest man should be going for stand-up comedy?

Just get yourself along to an open mike night, and I'm sure we'll be reading about you before long, or...

...there's always Dear Deirdre
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Posted: 2005-01-20 01:38:40
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

The next Billy Connolly eh? Not blowing my own tumpet but its not the first time someones said it (first time here though!)...I would love a crack at standup but i just cant imagine being able to do it! As for Dear Deirdre...im much better than that wizened old hag! Check out m'n'm for some quality advice!

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Posted: 2005-01-20 01:49:00
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Got me a new job, start monday at a builders merchants. Just what i was looking for, no stress no hassle, and im getting paid the same as at my old job.
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Posted: 2005-01-20 14:45:00
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govigov Posts: > 500

Congrats! All the best on the new job! P.s, if i may ask. What was your old one? And why did you resign? This message was posted from a K500
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Posted: 2005-01-20 14:49:28
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

My old job, i was in charge of the stores and warehousing depts in a contract cleaning supplies place, but it was really getting to me, i was under a lot of pressure, understaffed, and i was running another department on top of that. Just had enough, so i jacked it. Maybe i was doing too much, im only 22!
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Posted: 2005-01-20 14:57:00
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HyperiaBlue Posts: 424

Spring chicken!


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Posted: 2005-01-20 15:06:33
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Bammers Posts: 250

sorry, i should have stayed with this one, just as another suggestion I saw a programme the other day on waxing, and it made me wince!! They were doing blokes and the special was, wait for it, called, the back, crack and sack!! If the doesnt bring tears to your eyes I dont know what would! LOL!
So maybe you could do that?
Although personally I'd stick to women, much nicer to wax and better to look at!
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Posted: 2005-01-20 23:56:25
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Bammers Posts: 250

I think the big question here should be what would a "venezualan" look like?? Any suggestions? I reckon, smooth all over except a long tuft over the clit! What you think?
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Posted: 2005-01-21 00:04:44
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

If i was going into the waxing business, my "vnezualan" would look like a south american bandits face. Bushy "eyebrows" at the top of the boxing glove, then nice and smooth, but with a big cookie-duster moustache. These type of bandits have foul breath, im lead to believe...

p.s. can you please remove the "c" word from your post and insert a non-offensive pseudonym...may i recommend "Fiat Punto" as they are common as...

[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2005-01-20 23:57 ]
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Posted: 2005-01-21 00:55:00
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Bammers Posts: 250

I'll have a chat with the girly tonight and try out yr suggestion for the "venezualan", let you know what she thinks!!
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Posted: 2005-01-21 18:29:23
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