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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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Posted: 2003-02-18 13:15:00
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Posted: 2003-02-18 13:27:00
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haha
this guy's a mack!
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Posted: 2003-02-19 00:06:00
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On a propaganda tour through the United States, President George Bush
visits a school and explains his political actions.
Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.
Little Bob rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of
the classroom.
When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them
again to ask questions.
This time Joey rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
5. Where is Bob???
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Posted: 2003-02-19 00:56:00
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if i'm not mistaken, you posted that 1 before?
@shithappens
prefered your previous signature
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Posted: 2003-02-20 12:07:00
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This started with an offensive joke so here's another:
what has 100 legs and can't walk?
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50 tetraplegic children.
(please don't hate me - i had to do it
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Posted: 2003-02-20 22:21:00
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Posted: 2003-02-22 03:42:00
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On 2003-02-20 22:21, cyanx7 wrote:
This started with an offensive joke so here's another:
what has 100 legs and can't walk?
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50 tetraplegic children.
(please don't hate me - i had to do it
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Posted: 2003-02-22 04:38:00
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ShawO
did I?
I cldnt find it on the thread, I guess I must hv skipped over it..
my bad...
I send so many jokes/post so much that I loose track of things like that
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Posted: 2003-02-22 08:27:00
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well, its still better than someone who gets a ton of forwarded mail a day filled with crappy jokes...
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Posted: 2003-02-22 11:36:00
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