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There's nothing worse than a snooty doctor's receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there's something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what's wrong with your ear, sir?
"I can't piss out of it," replied the old man.
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Posted: 2002-07-02 17:07:00
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A women goes to her boyfriend's parent's house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing.
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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Posted: 2002-07-03 16:12:00
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kaloooooooooooo
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Posted: 2002-07-03 21:36:00
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ligostevoume edo mesa etsi??
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Posted: 2002-07-04 13:24:00
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Words Women Use...
>FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we
>feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to
>describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of
>those arguments.
>
>FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
>minutes that your football game is going to last before you take
>out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
>
>NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this
>means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually
>used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
>inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
>signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the
>word FINE.
>
>GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will
>result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the
>word FINE.
>
>GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what
>you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go
>ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she
>will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.
>
>LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a
>verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means
>she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is
>wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
>
>SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
>Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually
>understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or
>breathe and she will stay content.
>
>THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
>woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
>think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it
>is that you have done. "! That's Okay" is often used with the word
>"Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead."
>At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned,
>you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
>
>PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
>giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason
>you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a
>fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get
>a "That's Okay."
>
>THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're
>welcome."
>
>THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
>say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
>signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be
>followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong
>after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
>
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Posted: 2002-07-04 13:37:00
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ta leme ,kanenas on-line
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Posted: 2002-07-04 16:52:00
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olo kapou edo giro tha eimaste .....den xanomaste!!
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Posted: 2002-07-04 21:41:00
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p800 tha ehei 710 euro
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Posted: 2002-07-06 17:41:00
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Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and
asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman
said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys
doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans
and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one
would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
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Posted: 2002-07-06 18:07:00
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Re paidia ti epeksergasti tha exei to P800?
Efoson tha einai open sistima mas endiaferei !!!
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Posted: 2002-07-07 01:59:00
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