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because i changed it myself when i posted it!
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Posted: 2003-03-13 14:28:00
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ah u arse...
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Posted: 2003-03-14 06:02:00
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praiae, praise indeed from Shawo!
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Posted: 2003-03-14 09:27:00
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Mad Ethel
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one
sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and some
of the males actually join in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one
corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
arm outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice, "have you got a
license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled
out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away
Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on
one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!
Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled
out a beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said,
"Carry on, madam." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front
door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a
very sizeable erection in his hand.
"Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"
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Posted: 2003-03-17 18:24:00
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wicked!!!
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Posted: 2003-03-17 19:24:00
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!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2003-03-17 22:38:00
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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband
had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you?"
She said no.
The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't
practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
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Posted: 2003-03-18 19:57:00
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Nice one Kev,
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Posted: 2003-03-18 20:06:00
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I seem to be the King of this thread recently, even if i do say so myself!
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Posted: 2003-03-18 20:17:00
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I started it ages ago now..., Still live and kicking...
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Posted: 2003-03-18 20:23:00
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