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mhorton Posts: > 500

Another good one from you Kev!,
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Posted: 2003-04-12 20:44:00
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Eleventy7 Posts: > 500

cheers mark
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Posted: 2003-04-13 11:16:00
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gigolo (",) Posts: 21


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Posted: 2003-04-13 11:38:00
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ShawO Posts: 248


did bluemint forget his password or is that a newbie
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Posted: 2003-04-13 19:37:00
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Eleventy7 Posts: > 500

Five surgeons are discussing who make the best patients to
operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered,"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside them is color-coded,"

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left
over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said
it would."

But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all
up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus
the head and ass are interchangeable."

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Posted: 2003-04-14 14:51:00
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cyanx7 Posts: 228

i seriously doubt Napoleon would agree...
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Posted: 2003-04-14 17:10:00
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leibniz Posts: 102

of course not.

How can a dead man agree with *anything* ??


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Posted: 2003-04-14 17:19:00
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cyanx7 Posts: 228

don't u believe in life after death?
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Posted: 2003-04-14 17:50:00
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jellyellie Posts: > 500

oh i remember that song
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Posted: 2003-04-14 17:51:00
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cyanx7 Posts: 228

iron maiden... ah, those were the days...
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Posted: 2003-04-14 17:52:00
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