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hmn.. jesus would be unhappy to see himself being discussed in our forums.. i think he would be busy answering to texts & answering phone calls .. he would have to keep it on charge the entire day.. i like that .. "Hey its Jesus Office.. " may i take in a message sort of thinks.. What du u think could be his voicemail.. if he had one..
il start with..
"Hey this is your almighty! I am everywhere & therefore cannot take your call.. you may leave a message with mother mary .. !!"
or the out of office...
Hi,
this is Jesus. Currently i am out of Office. Please contact Almighty for any assitance. Ill reply once i get back.
Regards & Blessings
Jesus
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Posted: 2006-09-05 13:03:53
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Think he would use a simple , reliable yet stylish mobile maybe a t68i or a t610i . Definetly not an unreliable brick (except maybe as an example of what people who dont get into heaven have to use..the ultimate punishment eternally condemned to carry and use a brick..)
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Posted: 2006-09-11 16:38:00
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We all know that Jesus was not the true messiah, Brian Cohen was (he was also a very naughty boy).
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Posted: 2006-09-11 17:23:23
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I think Jesus would use a Sony Ericsson k750i at home and a Sony Ericsson P910i at work,because P910i haves a business card reader and supports office documents.I think he would also use a w850i to listen to the angels music.
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Posted: 2006-09-26 12:25:02
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Jesus would probaly use a P990 now
or more likely jesus wouldn't need a phone, he could just get his dad to call people for him
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Posted: 2006-11-05 12:11:54
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jesus is cool and cool people needs a cool phone
maybe the 8800?
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Posted: 2006-11-05 14:33:10
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He would probably use an old Ericsson and impress everybody by having video calls, Tv etc before they even had 3G or maybe he would have a P990i and make it work properly because I think only Jesus can do something about its firmware
[ This Message was edited by: exokello on 2006-11-05 23:55 ]
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Posted: 2006-11-06 00:49:45
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@exokello...
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Posted: 2006-11-07 17:40:04
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i recon he would use an 8800 on a friday night when on the piss and a p990i for his 9-5!
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Posted: 2006-11-19 14:05:58
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controvesial is right... Mind you, anything that screws wit de bible, i supposrt
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Posted: 2006-11-21 11:57:05
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