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kimcheeboi Posts: > 500

come one, come all, all ye lost sheep!
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Posted: 2004-11-12 10:56:00
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nickorooster Posts: > 500

I'd be willing to testify for the thread!!


Meths:[/]"And here's one of our sucessful graduates now!!!"

[b]Me:
"Yes, meths, you've all been a great help!! I would recommend this to all that are having ANY problems!!'

Nick
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Posted: 2004-11-12 13:01:44
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

The power of meths at work! I remember nickorooster's case very well, and he was thoroughly satisfied with the results my advice gave him. So, dont be shy, sign up today! pm either myself or kimcheeboi, who is helping me with the admin on this huge venture, and we will sort you out in the Love-Life Boot Camp!
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Posted: 2004-11-12 15:04:30
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plasmadog Posts: > 500

who's in charge of catering of food? I'm in based on that.
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Posted: 2004-11-12 20:44:29
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kimcheeboi Posts: > 500

you cater your own food; we can't deliver it through your computer screen

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[ This Message was edited by: kimcheeboi on 2004-11-12 19:53 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-12 20:49:29
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absinthebri Posts: 476

I have a bit of a problem. Basically, I have as much sex as I can handle but it often leaves my right wrist with cramp. Can you guys advise me? This message was posted from a T68i
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Posted: 2004-11-12 20:53:09
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Lynx69 Posts: > 500

So kim, is it you coming out of the closet this time?
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Posted: 2004-11-12 20:57:38
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kimcheeboi Posts: > 500

Quote:
On 2004-11-12 20:53:09, absinthebri wrote:
I have a bit of a problem. Basically, I have as much sex as I can handle but it often leaves my right wrist with cramp. Can you guys advise me?



This message was posted from a T68i


Of course we can!

Well it seems that you have a degenerative condition of the cartilage around the wrist -- one of the many problems with being a wanker. I suggest glucosamine tablets and a visit to your local ob-gyn just to make sure everything's A-OK.

Next I'd like to suggest our Love Boot Camp; there's nothing quite like it and you'll find it quite easy to 'have others doing your work'. In fact, its quite easy to pay someone to do your work -- and as an added bonus you get to save wrist work.

Why not go to a bar tonight and pick up some ladies? Massive forearms are always a sure sign of male dominance and sexual prowess!

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[ This Message was edited by: kimcheeboi on 2004-11-12 20:03 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-12 21:02:39
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

absinthe, may i recommend building up the left arm and wrist too, so you dont walk round in circles?
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Posted: 2004-11-13 03:54:28
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Asterix Posts: > 500

@absinthebri, just buy an inflatable aid, you can found them from $8.00
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Posted: 2004-11-13 04:06:00
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