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Posted: 2003-06-05 14:36:35
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beautiful... can i guy be in love with jokes?
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Posted: 2003-06-05 22:37:13
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a joker maybe...
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Posted: 2003-06-05 23:20:14
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ok, i like this joker like a brother...
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Posted: 2003-06-05 23:21:35
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how about riddler?
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Posted: 2003-06-06 07:58:13
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A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her, "Can we have sex?"
She replies, "No, I'm married to God." She stands up and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says, "I can tell you how to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?" says the hippie.
"Yeah!" says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So, all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some luminous powder in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I'm God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. God agrees and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jump up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha, I'm the hippie!" he cries out.
"Ha-ha, I'm the bus driver!" cries out the nun.
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Posted: 2003-06-06 08:01:12
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that's a good one
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Posted: 2003-06-06 08:59:47
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funny mr sh*tter
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Posted: 2003-06-06 11:41:53
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that's brilliant
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Posted: 2003-06-06 14:47:54
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thanx folks!!!!
more to come surely......
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Posted: 2003-06-08 05:21:20
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