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@guys: hey there....anyone harrassed pachy lately???
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Posted: 2003-02-24 11:22:00
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Bill Gates croaked it and met his maker, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and we even have them up here now, yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go.
Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek. I've set up webcams at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear blue waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Here then" and clicked on his mouse and they viewed Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you wish," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This isn't what we watched at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver..."
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Posted: 2003-02-24 11:27:00
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wrong thread mate.....try the Post Your Funny Jokes Here instead....
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=5322&forum=20
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Posted: 2003-02-24 11:34:00
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lol
what else can we say about pachy?
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Posted: 2003-02-25 00:25:00
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he is old..
we cant say that too much..
he is prolly ashamed of being so old..
or maybe he is soo young that we might not take him seriously and pick on him?
the plot thickens....
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Posted: 2003-02-25 01:16:00
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maybe... maybe he's not even HUMAN!...
OH GOD, MY MUM TOLD ME NOT TO PLAY WITH INTERNET AND I DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
well i'm 30 and i don't live with my parents anymore - she knows it... what did she expect really...
maybe he's an orange lizard from the planet hump, that just came here to pervert our beautiful little pink minds!!! (as if we couldn't do it ourselves!)
anyway, even if he is a hump lizard - how old can he possibly be
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Posted: 2003-02-25 14:03:00
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hump lizard!!!
come to think of it, good ole pachy's been awfully quite lately...wonder wat gives??? perhaps he's workin on the new world domination plans now...eeek!!!!
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Posted: 2003-02-26 01:12:00
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my god, dis is my thread, ppl are start screwin it.
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Posted: 2003-02-26 03:43:00
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Do not adjust your recievers, you must tell your political leaders of your countries that i am serious.
I am speaking to all civilised places on the planet, and after some contemplation have decided to enclude north America after all.
I have planted explosives at a critical point in the hills above Tenasserim.
If detonated they will release Malaysia & let it drift slowly towards..................well........the other Malaysia (the one on the right) this will cause something to happen (not sure yet,can't work it out) unless you "deliver the liver" of "shut uppens" to me ....................OR if you prefer a 128mb Duo.
Note, i`m not at home on wednesday, so just pop it through the letterbox if no answer. (NOT the liver)
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Posted: 2003-02-26 03:50:00
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someone's been having too much of that special something...
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Posted: 2003-02-26 05:18:00
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