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hahahaha thats realy funny!
I liked the Beckham joke the most!
Giggs you wanker
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Posted: 2003-06-12 19:44:26
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ha hahahah...that a nice one!
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Posted: 2003-06-12 19:45:11
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have ya gents and ladys heard this one? :
2 homosexuals James and Jimmy was sitting in a tree having anal sex! Then Jimmy goes: Hey James im so tirsty! Im gonna climb down the tree and find me some water! okay? James: Okay Jimmy for sure no problemo! Jimmy: Okay James no wanking wile im off to get some water! James: I promise!
Then when Jimmy is off drinking water he hears a exsplosion sound coming from the three. Jimmy runs up to the three and find the three coverd in sperm. And then Jimmy goes: I told you no wanking wile i was gone!! James go: I dident wank i just farted! But hey if your still tirsty you can still drink cum out of my anal crack hole with a straw!
Ohhh god this jocke is so bad its kind of funny!
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Posted: 2003-06-12 19:54:35
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another 1!...nice!
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Posted: 2003-06-12 20:17:54
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hehe
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Posted: 2003-06-12 22:35:45
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im so funny it hurts!
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Posted: 2003-06-13 22:16:38
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Posted: 2003-06-13 22:17:34
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yes you are
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Posted: 2003-06-13 22:17:41
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try understand her
at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher.
In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Johnny standing right over her.
He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep.
She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay.
Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO"
"But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps."
So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do."
A few minutes later the teacher says "OH. that's not my bellybutton."
And Little Johnny says, "that's not my finger."
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Posted: 2003-06-14 16:32:41
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