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hahaha...the little johnny series
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Posted: 2003-06-14 21:06:58
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A father and a son went to the river for fishing.
While fishing, a firefly came by disturbing the son's concentration.
Feeling agitated, the son killed the firefly.
On seeing his son notorious behaviour, the father punished the
son saying "no FIRE for you for a whole week".
In the second incident, again both went fishing, and this
time a butterfly came by. And again the son killed the butterfly
by stepping on it. The father became angry and again punished the
son by saying "no BUTTER for you for a whole week".
Back home, they were then joined by the mother for dinner.
In between, a cockroach appear before them on the dining table
and without thinking for a second, the mother wacked on the
cockroach until it dies.
The son turn to the father asking, do you want me to tell mom
or you want to tell mom......
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Posted: 2003-06-15 03:30:08
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A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Ten minutes later, the user is still persistent that he is right. The tech is frustrated and give up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
Ten minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
One hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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Posted: 2003-06-15 04:06:33
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haha
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Posted: 2003-06-15 06:37:59
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Posted: 2003-06-15 13:48:13
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink. The coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."
The bartender gave him the drink.
Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers -- Budweiser."
The bartender proceeds with the order.
The Amstel President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."
The bartender gives him an Amstel.
Then the Guinness President says, "I'll have a coke please."
The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.
All the Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered a coke?"
He replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."
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Posted: 2003-06-15 15:04:02
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haha.. where do you findt all this funny jokes
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Posted: 2003-06-15 15:07:11
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i get mine from the harddrive in my head
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Posted: 2003-06-15 16:16:34
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so you make them yourself??
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Posted: 2003-06-15 16:17:40
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i made up that poof jocke myself!
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Posted: 2003-06-15 16:34:09
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