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Speaking of SA properties:
http://www.southafrican.co.uk/news.aspx?ID=351
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Posted: 2006-10-13 19:32:45
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I received this email today:
DR" NKOSAZANA ZUMA'S LIST OF MEDICAL TERMS
Artery : The study of paintings
Bacteria : Back door of the cafeteria
Barium : What u do with dead patients
Bowels : A E I O U
Caesarean Section : A suburb in Rome
Cat scan : A search for kitty
D & C : Where Washington is
Dilate : To live longer
Enema : Not your friend
Fester : Quicker
Genital : Not a Jew
Impotent : Distinguished and well known
Labour pain : Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff : Doctor's walking stick
Morbid : Higher offer
Nitrates : Cheaper than day rates
Out Patient : A person who's fainted
Pelvis : A friend of Elvis
Post Operative : A letter courier
Seizure : The roman Emperor
Terminal illness : when u get sick at the airport
Tumor : Another couple
Urine : The opposite of "you're out"
ZUMA (Z.U.M.A.) : Zero Understanding of Medical Affairs
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Posted: 2006-10-13 21:35:22
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@da wanqsta: You know she's no longer the Minister of Health- she hasn't been since 1999.
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Posted: 2006-10-14 00:09:22
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And thus Friday the 13th was passing rather uneventfully, or so i thought... This evening my buddy Mark and i visited my favourite coffee shop. Quite some time ago i took my cuz there for some of the best coffee i've ever had. The next evening i asked her to accompany us to supper, quite forgetting that i'd asked Mark along too. After supper we all moseyed on down to Friends, where it seems they clicked, one proverbial thing led to another because tomorrow is their wedding
Well, it seemed appropriate to take him back to where it all began... we eventually headed home, with a quick stop at a garage close to home. So far so good, nothing untoward or unlucky had happened to us... unlike the 4 silly buggers travelling in a smart black Golf, zipping in and out of traffic. As it happens, they stopped for fuel... and directly behind them stopped a carload of detectives from the local SAPS, returning from a crime scene.
Of course, they'd witnessed the antics of these youngsters, so a female detective stepped over to give them a cautionary word. So far so good, until the driver decided to give her lip. Lots of it too, the dumkopf. For all his trouble, yet another detective stepped up, and in short order he had all the boys lined up outside the vehicle. Mense, this dude was BIG, like in HUGE. He looked like a 7foot Santa Claus sans the red outfit. A quick check of the vehicle revealed not one, not two, but 8, yes EIGHT bottles of hard liquor, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. And being the concerned upholder of the peace, and champion for justice, he did something that had me crying with laughter... He emptied them nasty borreltjies one by one down a drain, much to the horror of their erstwhile owners
To their belated credit they finally zipped lip, but the looks on their faces, folks, utterly priceless!!!
Ja nee, and thus passed Friday 13th...
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Posted: 2006-10-14 00:27:00
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@ da brixsta,
LOL, c'mon mfowethu, I ain't THAT out of touch...
..I realise that, we even discussed 'Dr. Beetroot ' etc. right here on this forum just over a month ago...:
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=74383&start=7125
I could've edited the heading to Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, but why bother, it's still a laugh, even if it's the health minister specifics are way outdated.
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Posted: 2006-10-14 00:37:57
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We(me and my buddy, paul) spent the evening with two friends, who cooked a lovely meal for us, after which we indulged in an old favourite, the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice:) Man, it always has me in stitches, all 5 hours of it! Probably the first time i have watched the whole thing in one go...Was a good evening.
@ Kryptic, that was funny! I can imagine how funny that was! Enjoy the wedding today! Be the best best man:) Which brings me to this, if you are the best man, why are you not the one getting married?(despite obvious reasons:) Should not the one getting married be called the best man? The best man should be referred to as something else, like the Second Best Man:)
@ Brix, Pride and Prejudice always makes me think how lucky we have it these days. Class was a fussy thing, not that its gone, but it was so intensely bad, it controlled every aspect of society, with almost no escape. Things are certainly much better with regard to that.
[ This Message was edited by: francoislr on 2006-10-14 02:47 ]
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Posted: 2006-10-14 03:39:11
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@francois: Right now in SA it's mostly not about race but how much cash you've got to spend...How do you think Brett Kebble almost got away with stealing from investors?
C.R.E.A.M= Cash Rules Everything Around Me...used courtesy of Wu Tang Clan.
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Posted: 2006-10-14 03:45:59
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Good Morning SA
(err...dont know the time difference...but its 7.18am here in India)
Yesterday,all Indian leading newspapeers had the front page main news article on Gibbs's confession.
Btw,got myself a new phone
see my avatar. am Lovin it
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Posted: 2006-10-14 03:51:53
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Very true. Always been so, always will be, but these days you can change your stars, you can make it happen. Dont think it was nearly so easy back then.
Which brings me to this, i might soon be in a better position concerning work. Our company consists of a holding company, with a few companies. Me along with another chap have been pulled to start yet another one. The next few months i will have extensive training in the security systems, and this is open from security systems to a security service, but with my added twist of security development. I have had thoughts in this direction before, and with the holding company having a few strategic companies, things are going to happen. So yeah, God is good, now i just have to get my butt in gear...
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Posted: 2006-10-14 03:58:11
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@amawanga,who sent u that email with screwed up meanings of those medical terms??really funny
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Posted: 2006-10-14 04:05:49
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