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Well im back! The reason i been away for a wile is because my internet has been down. It is up agai now!
I see someone has been steeling my phone idea!!!
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Posted: 2003-03-11 13:53:00
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welcome back.
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Posted: 2003-03-11 15:50:00
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relax dude...! don't go sadistic murderer sociopath on us!!!
it's not worth it...
forget my earlier comments... no one deserves to die!!!
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Posted: 2003-03-11 16:32:00
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I think i deserv to die.
Im a problem not a solusion.
How do i change myself.
I want to stop being nevouse but i cant.
How do i stop being nervouse?
Todays storry from Bjerkebanen:
I was sitting on the buss. And thn the buss was stopping by a stop and i see 2 Ticket officers comming onto the buss. i run for the back exit on the buss. And thnk good i just berly made it the door closed right behind me. And i ran ran and ran to i felt dizzy. But i was now free!! I dident need to pay 800NOK!!! 800nok=100EURO
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Posted: 2003-03-11 17:12:00
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like pachy as put it so well so many times: "what a great time to be alive" (sumthing like that...)
cheer up bjerkebanen... at least u didn't pay... think of birds and trees and little dogs and cats... life is beautiful...
they stole u'r idea, but i'm sure ideas are not amiss in u're sick, beautiful brain!!!
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Posted: 2003-03-11 19:54:00
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holy jesus marie! Renember when i said i manage to run away from the ticket officers!!! Well i just realized that my ticket was valid. it dosent exspire before 12 tomorow.
What a waste.
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Posted: 2003-03-11 21:37:00
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think of the birds and the bees mate....it's worth living for.....everyone f*cks up once in a while so its not big deal........for cryin out loud....just look at my nic man....it may sound stupid but it's reality check for me........stay cool bro......and keep on runnin from dem ticket officers....they're just good for bollock whackin man........
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Posted: 2003-03-12 03:44:00
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remember life goes on.
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Posted: 2003-03-12 04:38:00
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a portuguese poet once said;: "all is worthwhile if the soul isn't small"...
keep running from these mofo's even if u got a valid ticket!
it will cheer up u'r day and i sure bet their's as well!!! must be a dull job...
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Posted: 2003-03-12 15:28:00
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try this the next time just for some kicks:
haf a valid ticket with u.....when u see them sonsofbitches, pretend u r totally screwed....then start to run when they are real close (idea is for them to see, give chase and ultimately catch u)....show them valid ticket when they actually haf u......and tell em they needed the exercise...it's a shitty job but u'll hafta do it fer the good of their fat asses
make sure u're not fat!!! or it might backfire....
one more thing, if u think i'm looney, then hey!!! U R RIGHT!!! i did just that a coupla years ago in melbourne, australia......juct fer fun....the ticket guys weren't impressed tho
but who gives a fig!!!
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I'm da man of the house coz i say so...and i haf me woman exactly where she wants ME!!!
[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-03-13 01:42 ]
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Posted: 2003-03-13 02:39:00
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