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Burgaz Posts: > 500

Just got mailed these directions... Someone has too much time on their hands!!

1.Start at London Heathrow Airport.

>2.Enter terminal 4.

>3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

>4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

>5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International
ParkwaySouth"
>- follow for 0.2 miles.

>6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" -
followfor
>0.3 miles

>7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
>AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

>8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow
for29.2
>miles

>9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

>10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

>11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow
for104.0
>miles

>12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

>13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

>14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
>for7.8 miles

>15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for
>0.5miles
>
>16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow
for1.7
>miles

>17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for
0.1miles

>18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

>Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!

>SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

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Posted: 2005-05-16 15:10:22
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Burgaz Posts: > 500

Hmmm... Thought you had dreams of this thread taking over esato Reggie?
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Posted: 2005-05-17 17:50:42
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fatreg Posts: > 500

i do i do burgaz.

just need to kill off miss c thead first!

hee hee

didnt see you stalking ke last night??

fatreggie
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Posted: 2005-05-18 08:26:13
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Burgaz Posts: > 500

I got put of stalkin when i crossed the border and saw this sign!!


What the hell do you feed the sheep down your way then??
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Posted: 2005-05-18 15:52:23
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chili Posts: > 500

@ burgaz - fierce sheep!

Maybe:

a) Folks in that village are vegetarians and smell of freshly mowed lawn hence the danger posed by sheep; or

b) Grass in that village have been genetically modified - can read and organize a retreat, hence warning was meant for the grass; or

c) It's the SHEEP been genetically modified. Helped probably by taunting a rottweiler thus -- go f**k your sister - or a sheep.
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Posted: 2005-05-19 13:42:46
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Burgaz Posts: > 500

Go and do what??? Hmmm... Think me and you need to have words!!

[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2005-05-19 15:40 ]
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Posted: 2005-05-19 16:39:50
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chili Posts: > 500

@burgaz -- I was referring to the genetic engineers telling the ROTTWEILER to go f**k ITS sister or a sheep. You know, to encourage it with the cross-breeding.

I wasn't directing that statement to you Cheers!
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Posted: 2005-05-20 03:51:29
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fatreg Posts: > 500

i feed sheepds BK burgaz.

they love it.

fatreg


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Posted: 2005-05-20 10:31:30
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Mister T Posts: 4

hey
im kind of new to this forum..but you must be important to have your own thread fatreg, do you work for SE or are you a mod or something..??

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Posted: 2005-05-20 14:26:17
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batesie Posts: > 500

LOL he's just some bloke from deepest dorset with lots and lots of phones....
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Posted: 2005-05-20 14:29:38
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