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Posted: 2003-06-19 14:41:18
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it this week
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Posted: 2003-06-19 18:02:37
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friendship week..... wtf???
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Posted: 2003-06-19 18:20:35
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thats right...
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Posted: 2003-06-19 18:21:03
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eh?
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Posted: 2003-06-19 18:29:22
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SAEED AL SAHAF (former Head of Information, Iraq):
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together
* in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken did cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
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Posted: 2003-06-19 21:07:10
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I'm with Homer Simpson
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Posted: 2003-06-19 22:32:07
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i like that about bill gates
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Posted: 2003-06-19 23:27:30
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On 2003-06-19 18:20:35, Eleventy7 wrote:
friendship week..... wtf???
why??? dun u haf any frens???? just kiddin
we loves ya all the same...if not more
@jowi:
...i'm with homer too...
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Posted: 2003-06-20 03:50:35
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hey Sonyericsson-man
nice to meet ya
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Posted: 2003-06-20 06:36:08
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