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Been swimming today agian. Was fun, made some new friends. We will prolly have that movienight soon
That's going to be fun.
Ciao folks!
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Posted: 2005-07-09 21:52:24
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To all you helpful people - help me a bit!
I found some old Compact Flash cards I used with my long-defunct Psion 5 and there's some great documents there I want to retrieve. I can open everything in 'Notepad' and the text is there, but with a lot of random characters and stuff.
Does anyone know of a Psion to PC converter?
Thanks!
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Posted: 2005-07-09 22:24:54
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Hello
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Posted: 2005-07-09 23:40:11
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Hello!
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Posted: 2005-07-10 00:38:00
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Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I
had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and
the
only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they
caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very
unstable and costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
could
not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can,
without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products
have no
Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be
reinstalled every other week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard
drive, it
often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems.
A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling
itself.
Help requested please?
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Posted: 2005-07-10 00:53:10
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an old one, but a genius one.
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Posted: 2005-07-10 00:57:27
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soz Batesie ... first time i'd seen it ..
what about this one ..?? you seen?? another classic i think!!]
Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for
your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During
this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which
I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and
stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide
specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional
prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I
suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you
while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on
the bog in your office: My initial installation was cancelled without
warning, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat
arse waiting for your technician to arrive When he did not arrive, I
spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music,
and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at
your helpful website....HOW?
I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes
- an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept.
The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later,
although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools -
such as a drill-bit and his cerebrum. Two weeks later, my cable modem
had still not arrived. After 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks my modem
arrived... six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it.
I estimate your Internet server's downtime is roughly 35%... hours
between about 6pm -midnight, Mon-Fri, and most of the weekend. I am
still waiting for my telephone connection. I have made 9 calls on my
mobile to your no-help line, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a
variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly
skilled bollock jugglers.
I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone
will call me back); that no telephone line is available (and someone
will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows
whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off);
that I will be transferred to someone (and then been redirected to an
answer machine informing me that your office is closed); that I will be
transferred to someone and then been redirected to the irritating
Scottish robot woman.. and several other variations on this theme.
Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least a
thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one
of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I
don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my
frustration's in print than to shout them at your unending hold music.
Forgive me, therefore, if I continue.
I thought BT were shit, that they had attained the holy piss-pot of
godawful customer relations, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more
disinterested less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service
to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and because, well, there
isn't anyone else is there? How surprised I therefore was, when I
discovered to my considerable
dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards
you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum
incompetents of the highest order.
British Telecom - wankers though they are - shine like brilliant
beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly
limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I have now given up on my
futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I
suggest that you cease any potential future attempts to extort payment
from me for the services which you have so pointedly and
catastrophically failed to deliver any such activity will be greeted
initially with hilarity and disbelief quickly be replaced by derision,
and even perhaps bemused rage. I enclose two small deposits, selected
with great care from my cats litter tray, as an _expression of my utter
and complete contempt for both you and your pointless company. I
sincerely hope that they have not become desiccated during transit -
they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel
considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich
aroma and delicate texture. Consider them the very embodiment of my
feelings towards NTL, and its worthless employees.
Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you
irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats.
John
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Posted: 2005-07-10 01:11:27
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Yes. That is also an old one.
Have you been visiting Cyberslayer by any chance ?
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Posted: 2005-07-10 02:18:58
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howdididilydoodieeeeeee
me is drunk
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Posted: 2005-07-10 03:31:20
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On 2005-07-10 03:31:20, miss copperfield wrote:
howdididilydoodieeeeeee
me is drunk
I wish I was!
I hope you're okay.
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Posted: 2005-07-10 08:22:56
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