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DJcreamz Posts: 463

thye left when u pulled down you trousers and sat on meths face
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Posted: 2005-07-14 17:06:24
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paulbang Posts: 143

@dj did this happen before or after he said your shit tasted like his and he needed a refreshing change and also indian cooking was good?
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Posted: 2005-07-14 17:13:22
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DJcreamz Posts: 463

hahahahahah
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Posted: 2005-07-14 17:14:26
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jenbones Posts: > 500


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Posted: 2005-07-14 17:19:21
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

I sneezed and he loved it
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Posted: 2005-07-14 17:43:53
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paulbang Posts: 143

@meth hey try sneezing while wheezing - its like rapping as they both rhyme



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Posted: 2005-07-14 17:51:20
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paulbang Posts: 143

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the airplane flies. The theory is that if the windshield can withstand the carcass test impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight.

Apparently, the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, high-speed train they were developing.. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded a chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken not only shattered the windshield, but went through the engineer's seat, broke an instrument panel, and was imbedded in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to review the test to see if everything was done correctly.

The FAA reviewed the data thoroughly and had one recommendation: ''Use a thawed chicken.''


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Posted: 2005-07-14 18:14:11
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DJcreamz Posts: 463

Cocka doodle doo
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Posted: 2005-07-15 10:50:38
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

good morning esato. i am still drunk from the night before, havent been to bed yet. i'm ill. Its not big and its not clever.
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Posted: 2005-07-15 11:31:57
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DJcreamz Posts: 463

I know what was big tho
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Posted: 2005-07-15 11:37:31
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