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why thanks mr , so what does the job involve.
oh and can i have a pay rise in 2 weeks i got to get a new cardboard box , my one smells of wee and mt bloody mum keeps dressing me in funny clothes.. . . so i need a new outfit.
thanks mr what do you say !
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Posted: 2009-04-23 18:23:37
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agreed
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Posted: 2009-04-23 18:25:27
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On 2009-04-23 18:02:48, alexslane wrote:
excuse me sir , do you employ retards , my qualifications are
1. good at licking windows
2. i love clay
3. i can eat 3 red crayons in one go , but i like green ones the best .
well mr am i in and whats the pay.
HAHA
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Posted: 2009-04-23 18:46:34
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On 2009-04-23 18:25:27, tranced wrote:
agreed
so good morning mr , whats my dutys , there is a lady by the counter that wants to buy 3 wooden legs for her dog and a tin of ravioli for her lobster.
do we stock them.
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Posted: 2009-04-24 12:06:19
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hmmmm take it that this shop is closed then ,
jesus i have only just got a bloody job here
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Posted: 2009-04-28 14:45:39
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@alexslane
Would you like to take over this shop? It's gone a bit downhill recently and we could do with a good friendly local around these parts.
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Posted: 2009-05-01 23:18:26
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hmmmm is that a official offer ,
do i get a pay increase?
whats the holidays like
and can i get my inbreed family in to run the "local" shop
if so i would love to !
Me !
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Posted: 2009-05-02 12:55:31
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Shop is now open for buisness
its now had a refresh and is run by me and my clay class family.
So whos first ?
can i tempt you with a sample of my sisters "sausage suprise"
we have a offer to the 3 customers , buy one and get 4 free
have to speculate to accumulate .
life is good i now own my own corner shop
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Posted: 2009-05-02 13:01:32
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Great stuff - nice to see the shop open again.
Your sister's Sausage Surprise sounds a right laugh. Whats in it?
Can I please have a stale loaf, a packet of rotten bacon, a pint of curdled milk, a packet of broken digestive biscuits and a bag of those green potatos - if its not too much trouble.
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Posted: 2009-05-02 14:47:30
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hello mr goldenface good to meet you in person , ok let me have a look for the stuff that you wanted ,
"Ma fetch me a bin bag"
sorry mr where all out of carrier bags you see and your order is rather big!
1. stale loaf of bread = £2.99
2. packet of rotten bacon = £4
3. broken biscuits = £2
4. green potatoes = £10 per sack
opps sorry my dog has just pee'd on them ( wifey get the cloth and stop dribbling )
hmmm thats better , dont worry mr add's to the taste
oh and you asked about the sausage suprise , well you see that in it is sausage ha ha suprise nothing else.
well i hope to see you again mr goldenface and thanks for shopping here.
oppps sorry ( kick the dog !!!) i forgot to give you the curdled milk.
ding( shop door)
bye!
next !!!
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Posted: 2009-05-02 16:29:54
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