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One resignation letter I would like to see being tendered....heheh...
Dear Sir (Sir my ass!)
This will confirm my nice resignation with your f**ked up company.
I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a
bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.
I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await
me, unlike when I worked with you assholes. My last day of work will be
when you realize I came in late the night before and cleaned out my desk, including all the stationery supplies I requested and received last week(haha).
I've deliberately left lots of undone shit for the new f**ker, not
forgetting the ongoing projects I never completed. I'm certain your
dumb ass will never figure out what's happening. Once the company finds
out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well. Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you see me on the streets, unless you want your ass kicked.
My experience with this nice company has been very unrewarding. I
appreciate having had the opportunity to use you as a stepping stone
to a better future. I wish you and the organization not a nice thing, bitch-ass motherf**kers!
Fuck you very much.
My worst regards to you and your torn-pussy mother.
Insincerely yours,
Ms. XXX
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Posted: 2003-07-23 05:24:36
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HEAVY...
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Posted: 2003-07-23 19:31:09
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i mite use that
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Posted: 2003-07-23 23:40:35
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*saving letter to disc...*
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Posted: 2003-07-23 23:49:21
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just glad to be of service is all
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Posted: 2003-07-24 03:47:49
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just a note, u forgot to censor the last f***
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Posted: 2003-07-24 06:50:35
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There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: He couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
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Reality is just an illusion
[ This Message was edited by: Caveman on 2003-07-24 12:48 ]
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Posted: 2003-07-24 13:44:48
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very
close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to
HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker
does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
him.
The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's
sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice ?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf"
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Posted: 2003-07-24 14:27:45
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that nuns one is good. the dwarf one is older than an old person on national old week, but it's still good
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Posted: 2003-07-24 14:35:42
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I'll make sure my joke supplier does better next time
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Posted: 2003-07-24 14:47:48
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