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mrao Posts: > 500

I came across this in another forum and was amazed at how relevant some things were ( from a humorous perspective) to Esato

How many Esato members does it take to change a light bulb?

p.s: No offense intended towards anyone or the forum as a whole.This has been posted purely in good humour.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the General section

2 to argue then move it to the Garbage section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.



[ This Message was edited by: mrao on 2005-09-08 20:07 ]
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:05:45
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batesie Posts: > 500

so how many is that?
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:07:31
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Kryptik Posts: > 500

It adds up to 70004 members... I included the 3 newbiez who joined today, as well as that girl from Gujarat who started the "Hello" thread... This message was posted from a Nokia
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:14:06
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batesie Posts: > 500

179 then?
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:14:26
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mrao Posts: > 500

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On 2005-09-08 21:14:06, Kryptik wrote:
It adds up to 70004 members... I included the 3 newbiez who joined today, as well as that girl from Gujarat who started the "Hello" thread...



This message was posted from a Nokia


That must be the mysterious Sameera

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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:15:29
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Kryptik Posts: > 500

Yep, that's the gal in question... @Batesie, Mrao forgot to include the 69000+ who read the posts but don't get it so they never reply to anything... :-) This message was posted from a Nokia
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:18:34
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mrao Posts: > 500

Yup....I missed that ....actually I thought of editing the topic to something more relevant like "firmware update" or "Bluetooth issue"...but then decided the original content was best left as it was
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:20:50
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tranquil Posts: > 500

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On 2005-09-08 21:05:45, mrao wrote:

1 to move it to the General section



Add one more to move it to the Garbage
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:25:55
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mrao Posts: > 500

@tranquil.....I thought of that....check the point after the one you quoted
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:38:10
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tranquil Posts: > 500

Yeah, I saw it. Now I'm waiting for the other one to argue my desission.
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Posted: 2005-09-08 21:45:00
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