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What is meant by web presence ¿
Is it like havin web site of ur own or something else ?
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Posted: 2005-10-30 15:16:00
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Yes, it's just one of those silly business terms that effectively means having a website.
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Posted: 2005-10-30 16:01:42
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How is it a "silly buisness term" ?
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Posted: 2005-10-30 16:28:00
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Your question did get answered, did'nt it?
This message was posted from a K750
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Posted: 2005-10-30 16:31:41
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It's silly because it's one of those terms that some businesses use because it sounds fancier than saying "We have a website" for example.
It's a bit like "We provide Creative Internet Solutions" rather than "We build websites" or "We offer bespoke IT crisis management" rather than "We mend computers".
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Posted: 2005-10-30 16:38:13
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lol Cyco
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Posted: 2005-10-30 16:40:04
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diito
thats sales jargon for you...
High Tech Computer Sales Jargon
NEW - Different color from previous design
ALL NEW - Parts not interchangable with previous design
EXCLUSIVE - Imported product
UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition
DESIGNED SIMPLICITY - Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone
FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments
ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it
IT'S HERE AT LAST! - Rush job; Nobody knew it was coming
FIELD-TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment
HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit
DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had big argument with distributor
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one that works
REVOLUTIONARY - It's different from our competitiors
BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a way to sell it
FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does
DISTINCTIVE - A different shape and color than the others
MAINTENANCE-FREE - Impossible to fix
RE-DESIGNED - Previous faults corrected, we hope...
HAND-CRAFTED - Assembly machines operated without gloves on
PERFORMANCE PROVEN - Will operate through the warranty period
MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours
ALL SOLID-STATE - Heavy as Hell!
BROADCAST QUALITY - Gives a picture and produces noise
HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it
SMPTE BUS COMPATABILE - When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound
NEW GENERATION - Old design failed, maybe this one will work
MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS - We got a good deal at a government auction
CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY - You can return it from most airports
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE - Nothing we ever had before worked THIS way
BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANCES - We finally got it to fit together
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - Manufacturer's, upon cashing your check
MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED - Does things we can't explain
LATEST AER0SPACE TECHNOLOGY - One of our techs was laid off by Boeing
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Posted: 2005-10-30 16:44:49
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@cycovision + masseur
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Posted: 2005-10-30 16:53:46
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U guys hav made this thread a funhouse
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Posted: 2005-10-30 17:16:00
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"FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does"
so true. It applies to mobiles like none other.
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Posted: 2005-10-30 23:23:37
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