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Gordan Stachan, the least none comedian in the premiership
On Wayne Rooney....."It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
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Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
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Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.
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Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a Yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.
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Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
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Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.
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Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.
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Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
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Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"
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Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
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Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!!!!!!
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Posted: 2005-11-24 13:49:39
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I like the yogurt one!!!
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Posted: 2005-11-24 14:03:34
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Ahh, wily Scottish humour. Taught him everything he knows.
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Posted: 2005-11-24 14:37:14
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Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a Yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.
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Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
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lol, i remember these 2. 2 funny, i believe they have turned the gers' 2wice this season
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Posted: 2005-11-24 15:32:11
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DickySnapples Posts: > 500
haha!
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Posted: 2005-11-24 15:55:00
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lol, i remember these 2. 2 funny, i believe they have turned the gers' 2wice this season
Ah, but whos in the champions league, and who goy humped 5-0 by a bunch of refugees?
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Posted: 2005-11-25 11:43:03
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