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The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Wednesday, July 5, 2006.

Official Press Release

CLEVELAND, Ohio, January 2, 2006: The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Wednesday, July 5, 2006. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists.

The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Thursday, June 29 to July 5, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was designated the first true "X-Day," and each successive year has added one to the total. This year's celebration in 2006 is X-Day 9, or X-Day IX.

The Church has been engaged in a massive recruitment campaign to increase the numbers of its membership before the arrival of the Xists. According to Church records, the organization currently has approximately 100,000 members worldwide. SubGenius recruitment has been especially dedicated among the ranks of people who refuse to conform to the norms of society, including disbelievers, blasphemers, pranksters, rebels, hackers, pornographers, geeks, and outcasts.

The Church is seeking performers and producers from the adult entertainment industry in particular, because sexual freedom has been an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a celebration of pornography and adult entertainment, and certain parts of the event will be restricted to adults only. Only ordained ministers of the Church of the SubGenius are allowed at the event, but the Church is accepting memberships at its standard rate of $30 up until the final hours of July 4.

The Church of the SubGenius has been no stranger to controversy since its foundation, and the upcoming X-Day celebration promises to be no different. In the late 1980s, members of the Church were accused of spreading a virus in Macintosh computers known as the "Peace Virus." Numerous articles have been written on the Church in such noteworthy publications as the New York Times, Washington Post, Wired Online, Boston Globe, U.S. News and World Report; and broadcast reports have been produced by CNN and NPR. In April 1999, officials of the city of Cambridge, Massachusetts shut down an official SubGenius Devival gathering in the belief that the Church was affiliated with the Trenchcoat Mafia ( the organization blamed for the Columbine high school shootings ), though authorities later realized the association was mistaken. In its January 1, 2000 issue, a Time magazine poll declared J.R. "Bob" Dobbs the biggest fraud of the 20th century.

Detailed information about X-Day can be found on the World Wide Web at the X-Day Web site:

http://www.modemac.com/x-day

The official home page of the Church of the SubGenius can be found at:

http://www.subgenius.com
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Posted: 2006-01-05 04:52:47
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weirdos... thats not going to happen...
i hear alot of talk about june 6th 2006 also being the end of the world... (666, thats why) blah. people will believe anything.
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Posted: 2006-01-05 05:08:42
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omg! a bunch of insane ppl!
r they brainwashed or what?
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Posted: 2006-01-05 06:43:00
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hope theyre not SE users...
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Posted: 2006-01-05 09:15:06
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whats the world coming to?an end?nah...just idle people toyed with in the devil's workshop This message was posted from a WAP device
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Posted: 2006-01-05 09:27:16
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Hope the P990 gets to see the light of the day before the world ends...


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Posted: 2006-01-05 09:51:37
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sounds to me like a big hippie orgy festival
IM THERE!!
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Posted: 2006-01-05 10:04:19
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mmm, not sure about 'cults' tho davo....
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Posted: 2006-01-05 10:40:11
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I'll have to ask them if they can delay it a week so I can finish my honeymoon
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Posted: 2006-01-05 10:56:28
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@andy
just take your wife there.....you will both be sexually liberated
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Posted: 2006-01-05 11:20:03
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